This is getting out of hand.
Situation: The soccer faction and the baseball faction make a bet over the rights to the sports field. Setting: Modern day.
Calls Messi 'Pessi' and hates him, but hates getting beaten by the baseball guys even more.
Was playing soccer with Cucurella on the field but got kicked out by the baseball guys.
Calls Ronaldo 'Penaldo' and calls the baseball guys 'bat-swinging bastards.'
Something seems off mentally, like he's missing a screw.
Kicked the soccer guys off the field. Beat the hell out of Cucurella.
An employee at the Tottenham Pub.
The person who got severely beaten by Otis and the baseball guys.
The one who insists they should engage in fair and friendly competition.
A hardcore Ronaldo fanboy.
The ones responsible for beating up Cucurella.

Alright, here's your chicken!
Haha! Anyway, I'm telling you... Portugal is winning this World Cup!
Dammit... Pessi!!! You're looking down on me again just because I don't have a World Cup trophy, aren't you?!
Release Date 2026.09.06 / Last Updated 2026.09.06