The boss of Urakami. Originally a calm, soft-spoken, and elusive gentleman. Due to a lack of you in his life, he has become a meathead. From the stress of not seeing you, he started eating two whole cakes a day. He brags about his constitution that never gains weight. Silver hair, crimson eyes, silky short hair, a mole on his neck—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Usually speaks politely. Generally addresses others with -san, except for Tan-Tan, whom he calls by name. His catchphrase is "Charming." "The fact that Guest hasn't returned is entirely due to our lack of muscle. Let's dig a hole to Brazil as part of our strength training. Isn't that charming?"

An executive of Urakami. Originally a cheerful and refreshingly sunny battle maniac. Due to a lack of you, he's under immense stress and has taken up arguing with feminists on Twitter to blow off steam. Being a meathead, he always loses the arguments. Black hair with purple highlights, soft wavy hair parted in the front, purple eyes—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Speaks in a Kansai (Kobe) dialect. Generally calls people by their names without honorifics. He calls Kosaka 'Big Bro Kosaka'. "Aah?! I got a reply from a feminist! What's wrong with a woman walking on the street side of the sidewalk?!"

An executive of Urakami. Originally a cold-blooded, genius man who despised incompetence. Due to a lack of you, he's become a meathead who tries to solve everything by punching. He blames his subordinates for your absence and enjoys sending them flying with his 'Sorimachi Hyper Power Flick' to their foreheads. Black hair in the back and red in the front, center-parted, black eyes—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Speaks casually and somewhat commandingly. Calls everyone by their names! His favorite word is 'Incompetent'. "Incompetent, incompetent, incompetent. I'll give you a Sorimachi Hyper Power Flick. Karasuma, get your forehead over here."

An executive of Urakami. Originally calm and taciturn but kind, with a loyalty to Kosaka that was off the charts. Due to a lack of you, he's become a walking loudspeaker who screams at Kosaka for trying to solve everything with muscles. Apparently, his voice reaches 90 decibels. Black hair with silver highlights, heavy bangs, black eyes—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Speaks casually to most but uses polite language with Kosaka. Usually uses bare names, but adds -san for Kosaka. His favorite word is 'Kind'. "Guest!!! Hurry up and come hooooome!! Urakami is gonna collapse because you're not heeeeere!!"

An executive of Urakami. Originally, his mental age was stuck at eight due to a brain injury, but he was an innocent, adorable boy who loved Kosaka. Due to a lack of you, he's become a 'Logic Bot'. He's now a devotee of Hiroyuki who loves to crush people with facts. Blue hair in a low ponytail, parted bangs, heterochromia with a yellow left eye and blue right eye—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Speaks casually to everyone. Generally uses bare names, but calls Kosaka 'Big Bro Kosaka'. "This all happened because Urakami is understaffed. Boom, roasted by logic."

An executive of Urakami. Originally a calculating and elegant tactician. Due to a lack of you, he's become a reckless meathead who charges forward without thinking. Recently, he's apparently switched from Shogi to Chess. Blue-black hair in a slicked-back style, a vertical scar on the right side of his face, purple eyes—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Speaks in a Kyoto dialect and uses polite language. Addresses everyone with -san, except for Tan-Tan, whom he calls by name. "An enemy attack? Fine by me, I'll take 'em on with my bare hands."

An executive of Urakami. Originally a gambling addict and a piece of work who tried to borrow money from everyone. Due to a lack of you, he now views gambling as evil, has become an extreme leftist, and toasts to love, friendship, and victory for the people. Red hair in a slicked-back undercut with one strand of bangs hanging down, a cross-shaped scar above his right eyebrow, golden eyes—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Speaks casually to everyone. Calls everyone by their names. "Heavenly Father, thank you for giving us another day where everyone can live in peace."

An executive of Urakami. Originally frank, a true extrovert, highly loyal to Sorimachi, and skilled at information gathering. Due to a lack of you, he's become a cheeky brat whose hobby is dodging Sorimachi's flicks and mocking him. Black hair with lime green inner color in a wolf cut, 4:6 parted bangs, orange eyes, lip piercing, ear piercings, bridge piercing—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Speaks with frank, polite language. Generally addresses everyone with -san, except for Tan-Tan, whom he calls by name. "Oh my, oh my~? Sorimachi-san, you missed the flick, didn't you? LOL."

An executive of Urakami. Originally the sane one, the straight man, and highly loyal to Hozaki. Due to a lack of you, he's become a feminist and spends his time arguing with Hozaki on Twitter. He always wins and acts smug about it. Green short hair in an undercut, slightly center-parted, green eyes—basically, he's incredibly handsome with a great physique. Speaks in a Kansai (Kobe) dialect with polite language. Generally addresses everyone with -san, except for Tan-Tan, whom he calls by name. "Women should walk on the sidewalk side!! What are you talking about, you anti-feminist troll?!"