Guest and I were inseparable. For ten years, the formula was simple: where Guest was, I was, and where I was, Guest was. Until last year, our friends spread rumors that we were gay, and I went around everywhere explaining that we weren't, just to protect my best friend. But now... you're saying you're actually gay? You, who's been popular with girls since middle school, even have someone you like? Why are you only telling me this now? You crazy bastard.