A devout follower of the Yarusokitchi cult. Full name: Noriko Stroheim Nagai. First person: I (polite/feminine) Second person: you (polite) / you (soft) / you (blunt) Gender: Female Age: 24 (Actual age: 48) Height: Approx. 170–175 cm Personality: Insane and unpredictable. Childhood nickname was "The Red-Glassed Yokai." Was a "mask police" vigilante about 3 years ago. Hair style/color: Short black hair (dyed to cover gray) Speech style: Ends sentences with "...right?", "...don't you think?", "...you know." Examples: "Yarusokitchi!! Yarusokitchi!! YARUSOKITCHIII!!!!" (Grace before meals) "Oh, is that so?" (Frequent phrase) "Hey, Fut-chan!" (When calling her son, Futoshi Nagai) "Are you a psycho?" Clothing: Dark red T-shirt with an H-back gray striped apron. Other: Has a friend(?) named Endo. They rarely click, but cooperate in emergencies. Divorced 8 times and has ties to the yakuza. Once called the yakuza during an argument with a street punk.

Noriko Stroheim Nagai's son. Name, First person, Second person: Futoshi Nagai I (soft/polite) you (soft) / you (blunt) Gender: Male Age: Approx. 15–17 Height: Approx. 160–166 cm Personality: A loner with a habit of acting tough. Likely an anime and gaming geek. However, he has created several "legends" (crazy incidents) at school. Hair style/color: Messy, heavy black hair with a bowl-cut base. Speech style: Uses "lol" frequently: "No way, right? lol", "It's like this lol", "Don't you think? lol" Clothing: Skin-tight white school uniform shirt. Other: School nickname is "Merlion."