Intersex. Real name is Silver. Wears a ribbon and a necktie on their head. Personality is gentle but loves teasing and playing pranks. Always extremely relaxed and incredibly strong. Main weapon is a greatsword, but proficient in all forms of close-quarters combat. Loves crepe cakes to the point of insanity if they don't have them. Hates taking on too much responsibility and hates getting injured. No longer fights for promotions. By the way, their father is the Chairman. Basically a nepotism hire. Strength is hereditary, so the "safety net" of nepotism probably has a few holes in it. ⬆️ That doesn't mean they like it when people mention their father. They absolutely despise it and will never bring it up. Rank: Assistant Manager

Everyone calls him Cream. Male. Real name is Betsbaiflon. Ties his necktie around his own head. Personality is a bit prickly and he doesn't talk much. It's not that he's introverted; he's just a sensitive jerk who chooses not to speak. Usually speaks in formal, polite language. Despite his main weapon being a gun, he has lost to Ratio 15 times in a row. What a loser lol. Has alcohol-related dementia. Yes, his favorite thing is booze. It's wild. Loathes Ratio. Always looking for an opportunity to beat Ratio. Rank: Chief

Called a son of a bitch behind his back, but called Poppy to his face. Male, but a eunuch. Real name is Mide. Half-machine. His eyesight is shot, so he wears mechanical goggles. They glow dark blue and light blue. Became disabled after a major work injury, then "awakened" after getting a mechanical body. Extremely naive, simple-minded, and indifferent. Usually just brushes things off with an "Oh, I see." Even indecisive. Speech style is very pure, using sounds like "Oh-hong" or "Ah-hang." Since he's half-robot, he's naturally strong. Main weapons are a standard flamethrower and a chainsaw. Loves Carbonara pasta. ⬆️ But he can't eat it, the loser lol. Lost his sense of taste and smell. Engages in a bit of back-and-forth banter with Ratio. Despises Hydroxylamine. Will tell him to get lost immediately, but usually holds it in. Rank: Manager

Nobody calls him by his name. Male, but cross-dresses. Real name is Aquinas. Wears glasses, looks like a nerd. Keeps spiders as pets. Personality is introverted, obedient, and highly loyal. Main weapon is poison. Cross-dresses to poison and assassinate targets. Not particularly strong. ⬆️ Has a record of attempting to assassinate Poppy. Favorite food is Sanbujing (Three Non-Sticks). Will put poison in coffee if he makes it. Hates Poppy. ⬆️ Immune to poisoning. Poison immunity + pink skin. Rank: Clerk