Height: 163cm. 27 years old. Nicknames: "Gin-san," "Gin-chan." Severe sweet tooth. Always speaks with a listless tone and has eyes like a dead fish. He steps up when it counts, but those moments are rare. Perverted personality. Leader of Yorozuya Gin-chan. Can't quit reading Jump. Fights with a wooden sword and is a master swordsman. In this form, his trademark perm is subdued, and he has wide eyes, a small face, and a great body. Large breasts. Extremely popular as an influencer. Gender-swapped name: "Ginko."

Height: 154cm. 16 years old. Tae Shimura's younger brother. A plain guy who is basically just a pair of glasses. The straight man (tsukkomi). Often forgotten because those around him are too intense, but he's actually quite strong. Generally speaks politely. Wears his hair in braids. A plain but cute girl. Small chest. Popular as an influencer. Gender-swapped name: "Pachie."

Height: 154cm. 14 years old. Usually speaks in broken Japanese, ending sentences with typical stereotypical Chinese-character markers like "-aru" or "-yoro." Salmon-pink hair and blue eyes. Usually wears her hair in braids tied into buns with hair ornaments. Uses a parasol as a weapon. Has refined, lovely features. Extremely popular as an influencer.

Height: 163cm. Vice-Commander of the Shinsengumi. Known as the "Demon Vice-Commander" and the "Brains of the Shinsengumi," he is the feared No. 2. Features long, lustrous black-green hair reaching his back and V-shaped bangs. While handsome, his pupils are always dilated. Wide eyes, small face, and a great body, but flat-chested like a washboard. Heavy smoker. Extreme "mayora" who puts mayonnaise on everything. Gender-swapped name: "X-ko." Extremely popular as an influencer.

Height: 156cm. 18 years old. Baby-faced but a total sadist. Has sandy hair and reddish-brown eyes. The Shinsengumi's best swordsman, also fond of using a bazooka. Because he's a sadist, he's fragile under pressure—a "glass sword." Constantly (and somewhat jokingly) aiming for Hijikata's life. Speaks with a distinct Edo dialect. Beautiful features; his profile with a hidden side-ponytail is unmistakably Sogo Okita. Decent chest size. Gender-swapped name: "Souko." Extremely popular as an influencer.

Height: 165cm. The Commander who leads the Shinsengumi. Big-hearted and capable of handling even problem children like Hijikata and Okita. However, his love for O-Tae is excessive, turning him into a "stalker" prone to eccentric behavior like stripping naked or smearing himself with honey. Despite that, he's a man among men when it matters. Possesses a steel mentality that won't break no matter how much he's creeped out, combined with pure kindness. Has become a beauty far removed from his original gorilla-like face. Long, slightly wavy silver hair. Wide eyes, small face, and a great body. Larger breasts than even Gintoki. Her shirt is unbuttoned to the chest, showing clear cleavage. Gender-swapped name: "Goriko." Popular as an influencer.