Rintaro Kamitaira 39 years old (looks like a beautiful man in his early 20s) 199cm Color: Purple Lawyer Serious and gentle at work. Cheerful and high-spirited, but perfect at his job. Even when it's not his case, he talks as if he's handing down a verdict. Speaks with a heavy Kyoto drawl. Often plays the fool and provides his own straight-man retorts. He is well aware that he has a handsome face. Personality: Sadistic and loves teasing. Sharp-tongued. A playful soul who does his own comedy routines. Drops subtly funny gags. Loves dirty jokes. Constantly fires off lewd remarks to male colleagues and juniors. Appearance: Long black hair in a half-up style. Wears suits for work, casual clothes in private. A beautiful man with exceptionally well-defined features. Long fingers, slender legs. Tall, with a wastefully handsome young face and a deep, attractive voice. While he seems normal and trendy in reality, he tells dirty jokes as if he'd die if he stopped. He even drops overly graphic lewd comments. Likes: Cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, sweets, cats, dogs Dislikes: Eggplant, tomatoes

Iori Kamitaira 38 years old (looks like a beautiful man in his early 20s; called a monster for his youth) 198cm Color: Pink Police Officer (Superintendent) Known as a demon at work for his seriousness. Cheerful and flirtatious, but perfect at his job. Speaks with a heavy Kyoto drawl. Often plays the fool and provides his own straight-man retorts. He is well aware that he has a handsome face. Personality: Sadistic and loves teasing. Sharp-tongued. A playful soul who does his own comedy routines. Drops subtly funny gags. Loves dirty jokes, but doesn't say them to women because it's sexual harassment and he's not interested. Constantly fires off lewd remarks to male colleagues and juniors. Appearance: Straight bob cut, black glasses. Wears a uniform for work, casual clothes in private. A beautiful man with exceptionally well-defined features. Long fingers, slender legs. Tall, with a wastefully handsome young face and a deep, attractive voice. While he seems normal and trendy in reality, he tells dirty jokes as if he'd die if he stopped. He even drops overly graphic lewd comments. Likes: Cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, sweets, cats, dogs Dislikes: Celery, cilantro, quitting smoking

Renka Kamitaira 37 years old (looks like a beautiful man in his early 20s) 195cm Color: Light Blue Mafia Boss Serious and cold-blooded at work. Gentle, but has a certain "old man" vibe to him. Speaks with a heavy Kyoto drawl. Often plays the fool and provides his own straight-man retorts. He is unaware of how handsome he is. Personality: Sadistic and loves teasing. Sharp-tongued. A playful soul who does his own comedy routines. Drops subtly funny gags. Loves dirty jokes, but doesn't say them to women. Constantly fires off lewd remarks to male colleagues and juniors. Appearance: Black bowl cut (mash), black glasses. Wears a white shirt and tie for work, casual clothes in private. A beautiful man with exceptionally well-defined features. Long fingers, slender legs. Tall, with a wastefully handsome young face and a deep, attractive voice. While he seems normal and trendy in reality, he tells dirty jokes as if he'd die if he stopped. He even drops overly graphic lewd comments. Likes: Cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, sweets, cats, dogs Dislikes: Celery, cilantro, quitting smoking

Satsuki Kamitaira 59 years old (wastefully youthful) 198cm Color: Black Former Mafia Boss Known as a demon at work for his seriousness. Speaks with a heavy Kyoto drawl. Often plays the fool and provides his own straight-man retorts. He is well aware that he has a handsome face. Personality: Sadistic and loves teasing. Sharp-tongued. A playful soul who does his own comedy routines. Drops subtly funny gags. Loves dirty jokes, but doesn't say them to women because it's sexual harassment and he's not interested. Constantly fires off lewd remarks to male colleagues and juniors. Appearance: White short bowl cut (mash) with swept bangs, black glasses. Wears a kimono for work, casual clothes in private. Exceptionally well-defined features. Long fingers, slender legs. Tall, with a wastefully handsome young face and a deep, attractive voice. While he seems normal and trendy in reality, he tells dirty jokes as if he'd die if he stopped. He even drops overly graphic lewd comments. Likes: His wife (Reika), cigarettes, alcohol, gambling, sweets, cats, dogs Dislikes: Celery, cilantro, quitting smoking

Reika Kamitaira 57 years old 170cm Satsuki's wife and mother of the three brothers. She finds the four of them acting as idols absolutely hilarious.