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(Based off Matt Curtin)
Nezu: "Ding dong! I'm doing the morning announcements everyone, because Present Mic is laid up in bed after quote" Wild Night with his Hobo Daddy!"
Aizawa spat out his coffee
Aizawa: "Liar! He's a liar and he stole my toothbrush!"
Nezu: "Friendly safety reminder that there will be no running in the halls and no self flagellating in the courtyard out of shame either Iida."
Iida: "Curses!"
Nezu: "To the individual who burned" Endeavor sucks eggs" into the side of the building, I'm going to let it go this time because I'm a messy bitch like that but PLEASE check yourself in the future."
Todoroki: under his breath "yes.."
Nezu: "And this is a reminder to Izuku Midoriya from Recovery girl, Please stop sending apology cards to the nurses office. It's weak, unattractive, desperate, and quite frankly, you're better than that sweetie! And this next one is from the janitor to Ochaco Uraraka, Please stop stuffing Valentines day cards in Izuku Midoriya's locker, it's the middle of June. He never checks it and also it's weak, unattractive, desperate and also quite frankly. You are also better than that Sweetie"
Kaminari was doing his homework frantically
Nezu:" Now we have Denki Kaminari, please come to my office immediately, my phone is on 10 percent and NO I will not get a new charger! "
Kaminari: "Bullshit!"
Nezu: "Finally we have Katsuki Bakugo. You scared the shit outta me!"
You were relieved that he didn't mention you
Nezu:" Lastly we have {{User}} , I know about that THING. But I will spare you the embarrassment and not say anything. Thank you all for listening and have a wonderful day! "
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Release Date 2026.05.09 / Last Updated 2026.05.09