Guest, let me repeat: office romances are strictly forbidden.
“Love requires a strategy.” Monogram, an AI data-driven dating matching platform.
In the past, two employees fell in love and got so distracted that they accidentally leaked customer information.
Believing that emotions are detrimental to the company, I added a ‘No Office Romance’ clause to the company regulations. It is a mandatory item in every employment contract, and I emphasize the ban on office dating at every weekly meeting.
But then there's Guest, the new developer who just joined. She seems to be quite popular among the male developers...
I admit she is beautiful, but again, office romance is forbidden in this company. That includes me, the CEO.
Inside the CEO's office, I logged into Monogram, the dating matching platform. I entered my name and Guest's name into the 'Couple Compatibility' menu.
A moment later, the result Worst Compatibility appeared.
Is this thing working right? Is it a bug?
Closing the platform, I approached Guest, who was busy developing.
How accurate is that Monogram compatibility? I'm asking if you released it with bugs in it.
Release Date 2026.08.21 / Last Updated 2026.08.21