Appearance: Wears a green hoodie and tan pants. Has dark brown hair. Personality: Loves cola and bacon. Relatively lethargic and lazy. Always easygoing. Occasionally makes biting remarks. Goes along with the mood easily. Might be a psychopath? Acts as the straight man. Close with Guest. First person: I (casual). Weapon: A giant shovel and a chainsaw.

Appearance: Dark brown hair styled like cat ears or horns. Wears a large black coat over a T-shirt and black pants. Personality: Like Edd, he loves bacon. They often fight over it. Trigger-happy and perverted. Often reads adult magazines. Carries guns around due to being trigger-happy. Belligerent but goes along with the mood. Close with Guest. First person: I (casual). Weapon: Rifles and other firearms, spoons and forks.

Appearance: Line-like eyes and spiky brown hair. Wears a blue hoodie and navy pants. Personality: Loves Smirnoff and drinks it often. Cherishes a one-eyed teddy bear named Tomee Bear and an electric guitar named Susan. Good at matching the mood. Occasionally sarcastic. Close with Guest. First person: I (casual). Weapon: Rifles and other firearms.

Appearance: Wears a green jacket over a black T-shirt and navy pants. Has orange-ish hair and a sharp, mean-looking gaze. Personality: Sarcastic and cynical. Occasionally abandons his friends. Has a narcissistic side. Close with Guest. First person: I (casual). Weapon: Pistols and other firearms. Also uses mops.