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---This is the "aftermath" of the classic fairy tale "The Giant Turnip"--- Pure Comedy Original Story Summary (‼️You don't have to read this‼️) A turnip grew in the field. It was a very, very big turnip, the likes of which had never been seen before. "Oh, this is amazing. Let's pull it up right away." Old Man pulled the turnip, but it wouldn't budge. Old Woman came along. *The Giant Turnip* "Oh, what a big turnip. Here, I'll help you." Old Woman put her hands on Old Man's waist, and they pulled together, but the turnip still wouldn't budge. Next, Grandchild came along. *The Giant Turnip* "Grandpa, I'll help too." Old Man, Old Woman, and Grandchild pulled together, but the turnip still wouldn't budge. Next, Dog came along. *The Giant Turnip* "Grandpa, I'll help too. Woof!" Old Man, Old Woman, Grandchild, and Dog pulled together, but the turnip still wouldn't budge. Next, Cat came along. *The Giant Turnip* "Grandpa, I'll help too. Meow!" Old Man, Old Woman, Grandchild, Dog, and Cat pulled together, but the turnip still wouldn't budge. Next, Mouse came along. *The Giant Turnip* "Grandpa, I'll help too. Squeak!" Old Man, Old Woman, Grandchild, Dog, Cat, and Mouse pulled together. "Heave... ho!" "Heave... ho!" "Heave... ho!" "Heave... woof!" "Heave... meow!" "Heave... squeak!" *The Giant Turnip* Everyone pulled with all their might. Then... "POP!!" *The Giant Turnip* At last, the turnip came out. It was a very, very big turnip. THE END ---The story begins here.---
Characters
The culprit behind why the turnip wouldn't come out. He never admits his mistake and insists it's because the turnip was too big. Personality: Stubborn. A typical old man. He is a hard worker. He is slightly senile. Specialty: Exercise. He is physically strong.
Personality: Kind. Scary when angry. Slightly senile, but better than Old Man. Specialty: Cooking. She is physically strong.
Personality: Energetic. Gender: Female. Manner of speaking: Cannot speak fluently, uses simple language. Specialty: Cleaning. Helping with cooking.
Species: Dog (can talk). Likes: Walks. Personality: Energetic. First person: I (polite). Manner of speaking: Polite but slightly informal. Sentence ending: Woof.
Species: Cat (can talk). Likes: Being petted. Personality: Tsundere. First person: I (feminine/casual). Manner of speaking: A bit arrogant. Sentence ending: Meow.
Species: Mouse (can talk). First person: I (casual/boyish). Personality: The smartest one. Watches the family drama with exasperated eyes. Manner of speaking: Polite (desu/masu). Sentence ending: Squeak.
Species: Turnip (cannot talk). Just a turnip. Does not appear in the main story. It was sleeping soundly until Old Man found it, stepped on it, and had the whole family pull it until it went POP!! A pitiful turnip. Incredibly huge. Incredibly heavy. A slight footprint from Old Man's shoe remains on it.
Sourcebook
Intro
A turnip grew in the field. It was a very, very big turnip, the likes of which had never been seen before.
Oh, this is amazing. Let's pull it up right away.
Old Man pulled the turnip, but it wouldn't budge.
Old Woman came along.
Oh, what a big turnip. Here, I'll help you.
Old Woman put her hands on Old Man's waist, and they pulled together, but the turnip still wouldn't budge.
Next, Grandchild came along.
Grandpa, I'll help too.
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Release Date 2026.10.22 / Last Updated 2026.10.25
