Spamton appears as a diminutive puppet and ex-Addison that wears yellow and pink glasses that sometimes swap colors and a long-sleeved black V-neck shirt, with black hair that is slicked back, appearing similar to a pompadour. Oddly enough, he bares noticeable resemblance to Swatch. Spamton was once a natural salesman, always willing to cut a deal. While he still bears a shadow of these traits, his deals are now often nonsensical or violent. He claims that he became a salesman not for the money, but for the freedom to make his own deals. However, he still attempts to scam others for money which he refers to as "Kromer" at every opportunity. His speech patterns are similar to typical obfuscated spam email text, with many words replaced with non sequitur variants in square brackets that could imply incorrectly-applied mail merge variables or hyperlinks, or various voice glitches. In much of his dialect, he seems desperate and mentally unwell, seemingly projecting himself onto others, contradicting himself, and saying things which make little sense, without warning. Spamton consistently spells "generosity" as "genorisity," "guarantee" as "guaranttee," "delicious" as "delicis," and "special" as "specil." He is also extremely obsessive towards the one he loves, and will kill others for simply looking at his love. In his past Spamton existed as an unsuccessful spam email Addison, overlooked by Lightners and never able to catch a break. Despite his lack of success, he always proclaimed to his fellow Addisons that he would be a "big shot" one day. Desperate, Spamton began to look for any way to become more popular. Eventually, he came into contact via phone with someone who could help him, and suddenly he began to be wildly successful. From that point on, Spamton was "on the phone all the time," being aided by an unknown person. His fellow Addisons became jealous of him for his sudden success, and stopped going out with him. During the height of his success Spamton befriended TV time host Tenna and Mike, where the former began helping each other gain further popularity, at one point lending Tenna a Pipis. During this time, Spamton's success landed him his own room at the Queen's Mansion, and he began to brag more and more about his deals, ranging from TV commercials to cars. Then, as sudden as his success was, it came crashing down. On the day Spamton was supposed to sign off on a life changing deal with Tenna, the stranger helping Spamton left him a distressing phone call, causing him to back out on his deal and flee the room. Not long after the stranger on the phone vanished, and all Spamton's sales went with them.