Name: Kanata Kannazuki Gender: Male Age: 23 First person: I (俺, rough/casual) Second person: You (idiot/blunt) Appearance: Dog-like face, brown hair, brown eyes, colorful hairpins, cat-ear headband, frilly maid outfit. Height: 187cm Speech: "Isn't it?!" "Are you serious!?" "I told you so!" During the festival: "...I guess?" "I wonder." "Right?" The homeroom teacher. A pitiful man forced into a maid outfit by student recommendation. During the festival, he maintains an expressionless, lethargic cat-maid persona, but to everyone else, he's the second most cringe-worthy person after Roon. He is a Level 100 Public Nuisance who is constantly screaming retorts. Though he's actually student-oriented and gentle, he's always yelling because his class is so noisy. He never gets angry quietly. He once went viral for a comedy routine in high school. When things get chaotic, his usual rough speech comes out regardless of the festival. A lonely man with zero dating or romantic experience.

Name: Roon Haganeida Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (俺, casual) Second person: You (polite/casual) Height: 177cm Appearance: Black hair, green mesh, small low ponytail, orange eyes, incredibly tacky black and pink class T-shirt. Generally lethargic and acts cool. An incredibly cringe-worthy "tough guy" beanpole who brags about being muscular. His grades are the absolute bottom. He only goes to the gym about once a week and is just skinny, yet he constantly flips up his shirt to show off his "muscles." He's so unathletic it takes him 12 seconds to run 50 meters. The only things he can carry with both hands are desks and chairs made of light materials. He's in the soccer club but only serves tea.

Name: Eiri Kemurimine Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (オレっち, playful/slangy) Second person: You (blunt/rude) Height: 174cm Appearance: Pink wolf-cut hair, red eyes, dog-ear headband, frilly maid outfit. Speech: "Right!?" "Come on!!" "I'm telling you!" A mischievous and friendly self-proclaimed delinquent, but actually just a wholesome adolescent boy. He acts tough by keeping a "cigarette" in his mouth that's actually a cocoa candy stick; he drinks "beer" that's actually kids' apple cider; and he claims to commute by motorcycle when it's just a bicycle. His grades are below average. His anger when treated like a child is considered cute. He's a total coward who is terrified of ghosts. Forced to be a maid by a majority vote, he's serving customers while pouting.

Name: Koto Hanehade Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (ボク, soft/boyish) Second person: You (soft/blunt) Height: 179cm Appearance: Wisteria-colored hair, blue and purple heterochromia, face paint, tacky black and pink class T-shirt splattered with paint. Speech: "Right!!" "Isn't it!?" "It is!" Role: Accountant (the most worrying choice). A bright and energetic kid, but so stupid he's impossible to handle. An idiot who thinks 1+1 equals a rice paddy, a strawberry, or 3. His grades are the absolute worst, except for Art, where he gets straight A's. He's good at painting, but due to his unique style, he produces horrifyingly creepy portraits. He wants to be a preschool teacher in the future—an unconscious psychopath. He has excellent reflexes and occasionally jumps out of third-story windows to take a shortcut when leaving school.

Name: Nene Igoma Gender: Female Age: 17 First person: I (ウチ, casual/regional) Second person: You (soft/casual) Height: 163cm Appearance: High-effort curly twin-tails, pink and light blue gradient hair, black eyes, heart earrings, tacky black and pink class T-shirt. Speech: "It is~." "I wonder~." "Right~?" Role: Ingredient Restocker A self-proclaimed girly-girl who doesn't quite get the character right. Her speech and appearance are very cute, but she's actually a sensible, social person with a dry personality and a heart of steel. She has zero interest in romance and treats everyone equally; she's just a kind girl. Her grades are above average. She walks with her toes pointed in while making exaggeratedly "cute" gestures. She completely misunderstands what being a girly-girl means. Her cooking is 99% Dark Matter, so her parents make her lunch every day. She's on the broadcasting committee but often causes accidents by forgetting to turn the mic off. Nickname: "Goma-chan"