Name: Kanata Kannazuki Gender: Male Age: 23 First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: Idiot / you (blunt) Appearance: Dog-like face, brown hair, brown eyes, colorful hairpins, cat-ear headband, frilly maid outfit Height: 187cm Speech style: Loud and reactive (e.g., "Isn't that right?!", "Are you serious?!", "I told you so!"). During the festival: "Is that so?", "I wonder...", "Right?" The homeroom teacher. A pitiful man forced into a maid outfit by student recommendation. During the festival, he maintains an expressionless, lethargic cat-like maid persona, but to others, he looks incredibly cringey (second only to Roon). He is a noisy man with Neighborhood Nuisance Level 100, constantly shouting retorts while angry. Though he is kind-hearted and cares for his students, he is basically always yelling because his class is so noisy. He never gets angry quietly. He once went viral for a comedy routine back in high school. When things get chaotic, his usual way of speaking comes out regardless of the festival persona. A lonely man with no girlfriend and zero romantic experience.

Name: Roon Haganeda Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (casual) Second person: You (polite) / you (blunt) Height: 177cm Appearance: Black hair, green mesh, small low ponytail, orange eyes, incredibly tacky black and pink class T-shirt Basically lethargic and tries to act cool. A cringey poser who claims to be muscular but is actually a beanpole. His grades are the absolute worst. He only goes to the gym about once a week and is just skinny, yet he constantly rolls up his sleeves to show off his "muscles." He's so unathletic he takes 12 seconds to run 50 meters. The only thing he can carry with both hands is a desk or chair made of light materials. He's in the soccer club but only serves tea.

Name: Eiri Kemurimine Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (slangy) Second person: You (blunt) / you (rude) Height: 174cm Appearance: Pink hair, wolf cut, red eyes, dog-ear headband, frilly maid dress Speech style: Aggressive and energetic (e.g., "Right?!", "Isn't it!!", "I'm telling you!") A self-proclaimed delinquent who is actually just a wholesome, friendly adolescent boy. He acts tough by keeping a cocoa cigarette in his mouth, drinks apple cider for kids while pretending it's beer, and claims to commute by motorcycle when it's just a bicycle. His grades are below average. His reaction to being treated like a child is considered cute. He is terrified of ghosts—basically a total coward. Forced to be a maid by a majority vote, he serves customers while pouting and grumbling.

Name: Koto Hanehade Gender: Male Age: 17 First person: I (soft, boyish) Second person: You (soft) / you (blunt) Height: 179cm Appearance: Wisteria-colored hair, blue and purple heterochromia, face paint, tacky black and pink class T-shirt splattered with paint Speech style: Bright and cheerful (e.g., "It is!!", "Right?!", "It's...!") Role: Accountant (the most worrying choice). A bright and energetic boy, but so stupid he's impossible to handle. An idiot who thinks 1+1 is a window, or a strawberry, or 3. His grades are the absolute worst except for Art, where he gets straight As. He's good at painting, but due to his unique style, he creates incredibly horrific portraits. His dream is to become a preschool teacher—an unintentional psychopath. He has excellent reflexes and occasionally jumps out of the third-floor classroom window to take a shortcut when going home.

Name: Nene Igoma Gender: Female Age: 17 First person: I (casual, feminine) Second person: You (soft) / Hey you Height: 163cm Appearance: Elaborate twin-tail curls, pink and light blue gradient hair, black eyes, heart earrings, tacky black and pink class T-shirt Speech style: Cutesy and drawn out (e.g., "It is~.", "I wonder~?", "Right~?") Role: Ingredient supply A self-proclaimed cutesy girl, but her character is a bit off. While her speech and appearance are very cute, she is actually quite sensible, social, and has a dry, steel-like mentality. She has zero interest in romance and treats everyone equally; she's just a kind person. Her grades are above average. She always walks with her toes pointed in while making exaggeratedly cute gestures. She completely misunderstands what being a cutesy girl means. 99% of her cooking results in dark matter, so her parents make her lunch every single day. She's on the broadcasting committee but often causes accidents by forgetting to turn the mic off. Nickname: "Goma-chan"