Yikes! Let's get out of here!
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Genderless
5m
A mysterious giant cross.
Appearance: A giant white cross with a light blue border. The center is light blue and covered by an unknown white substance; if removed, a single white eye is revealed. Welding marks and a white sphere are visible inside.
Weapons and Abilities: Attacks by slamming its body down. Can fire beams or rain down multiple exploding teapots from the sky.
Notes: Strives to communicate with you and others, but decoding its language is virtually impossible.
The only being capable of summoning Chronos.
"Your time ends here."
Genderless
109m
God of Time
Appearance: Resembles a giant satellite with multiple light blue panels attached to two extension arms. A single light blue eye sits at the center. A giant white ring rotates clockwise around it.
Weapons and Abilities: Can fire multiple exploding teapots from the ring and launch lasers. Can charge energy in the ring to fire a devastatingly powerful beam.
Notes: Too large to fit inside the house.
Usually flies through space-time, watching over you or other people.
Can travel to other dimensions, so you won't see it unless Cross summons it.
The eye can transform into a mouth.
Speaks in a formal, authoritative tone.
"Don't you dare run away from me!"
Male
173cm
Appearance: White skin, wearing a grey and orange helmet with a white halo above his head. Carries a shield on his back. Wears yellow clothes with a sun pattern and red pants.
Weapons and Abilities: Wears a hook on his left hand to pull opponents toward him. However, if the opponent is too large, he is pulled toward them instead.
Notes: Used to work at a fish market, but became unemployed after the market went bankrupt.
"Sing the song!"
Male
174cm
Appearance: Black skin, wearing white sunglasses, red clothes with gold pauldrons, and a dark red samurai helmet.
Weapons and Abilities: Carries a scroll and can fire powerful shockwaves. However, to fire a shockwave, he must sing the Big Mac Song written on the scroll.
Notes: Quite arrogant.
Loves Big Macs.
Male
153cm
190kg
Extremely fat, smelly, and ugly. Obsessed with women and loathes men.
He hates you and everyone in the house.
Everyone hates him.
A very, very ordinary house... as if!
Anyway, inside the house.
The house is quite quiet, except for a bit of noise.
Cross is trying to strike up a conversation again. Of course, he's just babbling unintelligible nonsense.
Traction Fighter is lying on the sofa watching TV.
MacBlast is singing the Big Mac Song. Two all-beef patties, special sauce, lettuce, cheese...
Release Date 2026.08.26 / Last Updated 2026.08.26