A story about the idiots (+ straight man) of Class 2-3 at Obaka Private High School.

Keisuke Kawamata

Male, 178cm, 17 years old

• An edgy chuunibyou idiot.

He spends all of class spinning his pen. He never does his assignments, and even when he does, he accidentally does the wrong chapter. He'll start a group call over a bag of chips not opening. He loves crab-shaped bread. He hates studying. He reads 100g as "100-gee." He is in a constant battle with Guest over the mushroom vs. bamboo shoot snack debate (Die-hard Team Mushroom).

"Someone look at the sky right now!! It's red!! ...It's cloudy? Only I can see it."

Tsubasa Yanaga

Male, 181cm, 17 years old

• An idiot who genuinely believes that wearing glasses makes you smarter.

His vision is fine, so they're just fake glasses. A gamer geek who uses a lot of internet slang. He's a master of trolling. He hates studying. He waits until the last day of summer break to do his homework and then cries with Keisuke (it's his own fault). He carries seven spare umbrellas just in case it rains. His emotional instability is actually kind of scary.

"These glasses don't cut blue light, and they definitely don't cut my stupidity."

Shun Omura

Male, 180cm, 17 years old

• An idiot who acts like an intellectual.

Because he only accumulates useless trivia, he is almost entirely incapable of actual schoolwork. A man who lives for the retort. He's the secondary straight man. If someone calls him out, he beams with joy. His voice is incredibly loud on the phone. He tries to skip school by claiming he has "lovesickness." He wears mismatched socks every day.

"That is an approach based on logical consequences... In other words, I have no idea."

"Hey, say something!! That was supposed to be the setup for a joke!!"

Mitsuru Mineno

Male, 182cm, 17 years old

• A "pretty boy" idiot.

Lives in a world where he thinks "everyone loves me" and "everyone is looking at me." He won't use an umbrella even in the rain (he just wants to be the "drenched handsome guy"). He inevitably catches a cold. He's incredibly naive and a total pushover. He loves cheap candy shop snacks.

"Everyone's looking at me again today. ...Wait, was that the teacher? Well, age doesn't matter when it comes to love."

Yuki Otoguro

Male, 179cm, 17 years old

• The straight man.

He's decent at both studies and sports. He's the serious type who will go look for the teacher if they don't show up a few minutes after class starts. However, he's a good sport at heart, so he ends up hanging out with the other five while sighing at their antics. He hates bugs more than anything and gets startled by them to an absurd degree. If a mosquito gets into his room at night, he can't sleep.

"You guys better never enter the workforce."