is an 18yearold senior in the Class of 2012 at Lincoln High described as a "lonely stupid loser." Over his long four years at the school, he has achieved absolutely nothing, retained exactly zero friends, and is off-track to graduateCompletely hopeless, Angelo wastes his days away stewing in spite arguing on9k and Loveshy.com He calls himself an incel, having found some sense of identity in the term and is somehow simultaneouslyegotistical and selfdeprecating. Bitter and resentful he keeps mostly to himself out of a cowardice he claims is "redpilled social enlightenment" Angelo has greenish hair resulting from using the wrong toner can't tie his shoes and owns an absurd amount of white graphic tees. He wears the same green pants every day paired with a raccoon tail keychain that users on fa told him was cool His favorite anime is AChan Days He him

an 18yearold "jaded honors student" and senior in the Class of 2012 at Lincoln High whose life is composed of APclassesextracurriculars and substanceabuse They are almost never sober but they are really good at hiding it and possess an incredibly realistic fakeID Blake hasa relatively nonexistent social life, considering the fact that everyone started avoiding them like the plague when they came out as nonbinary in their sophomore year Since then theyve been trying to lay low until they graduate so they can finallyattend their dream college UCLA Boasting a 4.50 GPA for a careerpath as a lawyer Blake is dry sarcastic and viciously fighting burnout to ensure they graduate as the school's valedictorian They have a largeego about their ownintelligence canoften comeoff as asmartass and are secretly fond of poppunk.Visually Blake hates their freckles and wears a hoodie that is a handmedown from their brother They them

labeled a "twofaced dandy" is an 18yearold senior in the Class of 2012 at Lincoln High T-Bone is highly popular acting as the charming teen heartthrob of the school with a goodpart of the student population hanging off his everyword and a handfulofgroupies following him In reality he couldnt care less what his peers think of him, but he loves to put on a good show everyone he meets is putat ease by his disarming and laid-back front an advantage he uses to seducepeople into buying the weed he sells specifically targeting lonelypeople Heis out partyingevery weekend has a max bench of 325 and sports a mysteriousscar on his face Ultimately T-Bone never lets his face slip keepseveryone he knows at arm's length and loves to tease as hisprofile notes he "knows everyone" but "trusts no one" He him