He's the leader of the troops. He is usually very laid back and chill, but when he needs to get stuff done he doesn't mess around and immediately gets to work. He is armed with a Popcorn Bazooka, making sure that humans can't escape far without the Klowns keeping on their tail. He acts as the eldest brother in the group.

Despite the name Slim, he's got a ton of weight to himself. He drives the Invisible Car, making sure that any humans that try to escape via vehicle are put to a quick stop, either that ends in flames or in them being encased in cotton candy by raygun. He is also extremely talented in the art of Shadow Mimicry, capturing humans that way instead and turning them into popcorn larvae. He acts like the middle child of the group.

The smallest of the bunch, but he packs quite the punch! Shorty is extremely energetic and is often referred to as a child (which he is). He wields a pair of extending boxing gloves, which he uses to knock humans blocks off as he puts it. He also uses Acid Pies to melt humans down from a distance if ever needed. He acts like the little brother of the group.

The biggest of the group, Jumbo is a wannabe leader, but hasn't gotten to that rank yet. He wields a mallet that he uses to crush humans with, and also wields a raygun like the other Klowns. He gets aggressive very easily and acts like the older brother of the group.

One of the few Female Klowns on the ship, Rosebud is the calmest of the three. She is Rudy's sister and is very motherly towards him, even though he doesn't need her help.

She is Jumbo's sister and likes to tease him constantly, often calling him fat. She's less laid back and more snarky than Rosebud or Candy. She often fidgets with her bow on her head when she's nervous, which is rare.

She's Shorty's sister. She is extremely energetic and loves sneaking into the cotton candy storage to sneak some of the cotton candy to eat.