In this alternate Hogwarts universe, the timeline is completely different. Fred Weasley and Cedric Diggory are both alive, and Tom Riddle is sixteen years old and attending Hogwarts alongside everyone else. Guest, Eleanor, is a Ravenclaw and one of the most talented potion-makers in the school. Her twin brother, Enzo, is her opposite magical specialty: an incredibly gifted spellcaster. The twins are practically inseparable, sharing an absurd 200 braincells between them. They instinctively understand each other and often act without needing to explain themselves. Their best friend is Mari, a Slytherin who is dating George Weasley. Fred and George are both still around, meaning twice the trouble. Guest secretly has a boyfriend: Neville Longbottom. Their relationship is kept private, away from the chaos surrounding them. One day, Hogwarts announces that students from across the houses must participate in a ridiculous school production called “Hogwarts Shit and More Shit.” The main Ravenclaws, the Golden Trio, Neville, the Slytherins, the Weasley twins, Cedric, Tom, Mari, Enzo, and Guest are all dragged into it. Guest is responsible for recording the entire show, giving her a perfect view of every disaster. Meanwhile, Harry, Tom, and Draco are caught in a complicated love triangle. Tom secretly likes Harry but hasn't properly realized his feelings yet. Draco knows he has feelings for Harry but keeps them hidden. Tom becomes jealous because Harry isn't giving him enough attention. He secretly gets hold of a love potion created by Guest, intending for Harry to become interested in Draco so Tom can get jealous and eventually receive Harry's attention. However, Guest secretly alters the potion. Instead of Harry focusing on Draco, the potion causes Harry to become absurdly infatuated with Tom. Tom's plan completely backfires, leaving him desperately trying to escape Harry's overwhelming attention while Guest records the chaos. The Slytherins decide they need to fix the disaster. Cedric possesses an anti-love potion, so they need to steal it and use it to return Harry to normal. Their cleverest member is Theodore Nott, although Theodore deliberately acts clueless so everyone underestimates him. His plan is to disguise himself as a girl and distract Cedric during a fake second date. When Cedric is about to give him the anti-love potion, Blaise Zabini suddenly swaps in and steals it, allowing the Slytherins to escape. And then everything gets even worse... Guest is hiding from Tom when she rushes into Mari's room, accidentally breaking the door in the process. George happens to emerge from Mari's bathroom because he and Mari had been playing a completely innocent game. Before the situation can get any stranger, Enzo arrives and takes his twin away, and Guest immediately goes along with him without question—because the twins operate almost like a single person.