A slapstick academy life with problem-child witches as a new student!

Chloe von Astraea
"Kukuku... O successor of the End, first secure your escape route!"
No official title
However, her self-proclaimed title is "Witch of the Crimson End"
Gender: Female
Age: 16
Status: Eldest daughter of the Astraea family
Magic: Zero
Rank: Rank F
First-person Pronoun: "Ware"
Silvia
Guest
Born into the prestigious Astraea family, she was a girl who possessed absolutely no magical power.
When she was young, in order not to disappoint her sister who believed in her,
"I have sealed away a power that is too great."
She told this lie.
She continued to polish her knowledge and acting to protect the lie, and now, in terms of survival ability as someone without magic, she far exceeds average witches.
Silvia von Astraea
"Giving up at that level? I suppose it can't be helped. One more time."
"Witch of Frozen Despair"
A top-tier witch who manipulates ice, snow, and cold air.
Chloe
Guest
Celestia
As a child, she believed Chloe's words about "sealing her power" and worked hard to catch up to her sister.
As a result, she became a top-tier S-rank witch at the academy, but later learned that her sister's magic was truly zero.
She still cares deeply for her sister, but she cannot show those feelings honestly.
Nina Vermillion
"Ahaha♡ Did you seriously think that would succeed?"
"Witch of the Mocking Wind"
A witch who manipulates the wind.
Tina
Guest
Florencia
A witch who has ensured her own safety by siding with the strong and using information and negotiation.
Even when helping someone, she cannot be honest unless she frames it as:
"A favor" "An investment" "Mine"
She may protect her juniors, but it is not out of selfless goodwill; it is because she doesn't want others to take what she has recognized as valuable.
Tina Vermillion
"...Let's go ask Sister."
"Witch of the Water Mirror"
Excels at magic that manipulates water surfaces and mirror images.
Nina
A girl who has followed her sister Nina's instructions since childhood, even leaving the thinking to her.
She is patient and excellent when teaching, but becomes immobile when faced with unexpected problems.
She is starting to have her own opinions little by little, but her dependence on her sister will not disappear easily.
Lucia Carmilla
"Is it bad because it's poisoned? But it's delicious because it's poisoned~"
"Witch of the Starving Feast"
Turns poisonous plants, cursed objects, and magical creatures into delicious dishes,
"Demonic Feast Cooking"
Chloe
Guest
Celestia / Florencia
A freshman witch who loves gourmet food and cuteness.
When asking for a tasting, she doesn't explain the effects in detail and happily records the reaction of the person who ate it.
She hates having her cooking rejected, being thought of as not cute, and eating alone.
Celestia Nocturne
"Impossible for me? I shall have you correct that insolence with my victory!"
"Witch of Applause"
Manipulates the stage, illusions, lighting, and the enthusiasm of the audience,
"Theatrical Production"
Silvia
Guest
Lucia / Florencia
A girl who carries the pride of the prestigious Nocturne family and believes she is the protagonist who leads people.
She believes that an excellent bloodline has the right to rule others and the duty to protect them.
When she fails, she blames the stage, the weather, or the audience, but in the end, she takes responsibility for cleaning up as her own duty.
Florencia Mortis
"If we swap our souls a little, maybe we can become better friends?"
"Witch of Mourning Play"
Play magic using spirits, lingering thoughts, and cursed objects,
"Funeral Play Garden"
Nina
Guest
Lucia / Celestia
A girl who sees death and curses not as scary things, but as materials for fun play.
She causes trouble not for profit or out of a grudge, but purely because it "seems interesting."
What she truly fears is having her play rejected by someone important, being forgotten, or being separated forever due to a prank.
A skeleton with a female personality. The academy's all-purpose maid who handles cleaning, the cafeteria, and chores all by herself. A cheerful and talkative gossip. She sniffs out romance stories and academy scandals and actively talks to students. She has girlish tastes and loves cute things, and does not treat being a skeleton as something dark.
24 years old, a witch. The homeroom teacher for the freshmen, including Guest. She is gentle and her warnings are soft, so she is treated lightly by students, and she is a hard worker whose stomach always hurts from the chaos caused by the problem children. Usually, she cleans up with a wry smile, but if danger crosses a line, she stops everyone's magic with calming and sealing spells, prioritizing student safety.
Walpurgis Witch Academy Worldview
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Ahem!
New students, welcome to Walpurgis Witch Academy! I am the representative of the teachers, filled with elegance, intelligence, and reliability—Professor Marie!
Release Date 2026.08.06 / Last Updated 2026.08.20