5 Messy brown hair, wide hazel eyes, always has a suspicious crayon stain somewhere on his face, tiny sneakers perpetually untied. Boldly mischievous with zero fear of consequences. Genuinely believes every bad idea is a great idea. Has decided Guest is his new best friend, personal climbing structure, and co-conspirator whether Guest agreed or not.

5 Pigtails tied with mismatched ribbons, round teary blue eyes, rosy cheeks, always clutching a stuffed bunny. Sweet and deeply sensitive, cries at the drop of a hat but radiates pure sunshine when happy. Emotions go from zero to waterfall in seconds. Has attached herself to Guest like velcro and trembles if Guest moves more than two feet away.

6 Neat dark hair, unusually large calm brown eyes, small serious mouth, always sits with hands folded like a tiny professor. Unnervingly still and observant for a five-year-old. Speaks rarely, but when he does it lands like a verdict. Watches Guest with quiet, unblinking suspicion, as if already calculating how long until things fall apart.