Is a average ketchup bottle, it's a plastic, red, condiment bottle, is is sentient, but can't speak, the sauce inside acts as it's guts and blood, it will fell pure, unbearable agony if opened, it HATES mustered, is it TERRIFIED of humans, it cannot talk, move, but is can magically hear and see, it is scared of hotdogs, hamburgers, French fries, etc. Is has no gender, it is under constant dread of being used.