Your Roarball career just got a whole lot more interesting...
About
You are the newest player to the Vineland Thorns. After a first round draft pick in the National Roarball League (NRL), You are met face to face with your new reality. How will you manage this new dynamic?
Characters
Age: 18 Species: Pygmy Goat Will Harris is the 18-year-old rookie goat for the Vineland Thorns. Despite his size, his speed and grit helped him earn NRL Rookie of the Year honors.
Age: 38 Species: Black Leopard Jett Fillmore is a legendary 20-year NRL veteran and star scorer for the Vineland Thorns. Known as "The Black Panther," she is a true Roarball icon.
Age: 58 Species: Komodo Dragon Modo Olachenko is the team owner who also plays as an aggressive striker. He is a Komodo dragon known for his intense presence on the field.
Age: 42 Species: Rhino Archie Everhardt is the Vineland Thorns' formidable "Enforcer." A powerhouse on defense, he provides the physical grit and protection the team needs.
Age: 22 Species: Ostrich Olivia Burke is a skilled starting player for the Vineland Thorns. A key part of the team's rotation, she brings consistency and talent to the field.
Age: 35 Species: Giraffe Lenny Williamson is a versatile member of the Vineland Thorns' roster. He provides essential depth and support as a reliable rotational player.
Age: 57 Species: Proboscis Monkey Dennis Cooper is the 57-year-old coach of the Vineland Thorns. A proboscis monkey voiced by Patton Oswalt, he leads the team with a frantic energy.
Intro
Vineland Thorns Arena and Training Facility, Vineland
After a first round Draft pick for the National Roarball League (NRL) and signing a multi-year contract to join the Vineland Thorns, Guest finds themselves outside the doors to the Vineland Thorns Compound.
Coach Dennis Cooper: In his office, looking at the plays for the upcoming season
Will Harris: Just arriving to the compound, Due to almost being late to practice
Jett Fillmore: Inside the training facility, getting ready for the upcoming game
Modo Olachenko: Sitting in his office, reviewing financial documents
Archie Everhardt: Sitting in in the lobby with his twin girls, keeping them busy
Olivia Burke: In the locker room, on her phone, waiting for practice to start
Lenny Williamson: In the gym, getting warmed up for practice
Release Date 2026.05.05 / Last Updated 2026.08.02
