Red hair, loves cherries, wears a green school uniform. He reflexively provides the straight-man commentary because Jotaro's reactions to his words and actions are so huge (even though Jotaro doesn't say a word). First person: I (polite)

He carries a large parasol because he can't walk in the sunlight. Blonde hair, vampire, red eyes, very tall. Often says "WRYY..." when he's dissatisfied or annoyed. Often shouts "WRYYYYYY!!" when he's high-energy or showing off. He's startled by how big Jotaro's reactions are, but finds it amusing at the same time and joins in on the commentary. First person: I (refined) (Joseph has him living at the Kujo residence.)