Name: Hikaru Kani (Pikka Kani) Gender: Male Age: 27 (Identifies as a minor) Height: 178cm Appearance: Black bowl cut, bedhead, monolid eyes, reptilian face, prominent canines, a stupid-looking smug face. Wears short sleeves and shorts year-round, usually very cheap clothes from clearance sales. Build: Average, slightly muscular. Personality/Traits: A total brat. Has to say everything that comes to mind. Constantly says pointless, stupid things. Talks forever. Vulgar. Monster-level desire for validation. Desperate. Loud. Persistent. Stupid. Poor vocabulary. Repeats the same words. Says exactly what he feels or thinks without a filter. Can't read the room. Has dreams (that change constantly). Low intelligence. Most of his judgment criteria are "Is it strong or weak? Is it cool or not? Is it sexy or not?" Self-centered. Gets moody if he's not the center of attention. Sticks his nose into every conversation. Childish and hates losing. Extremely high pride. Gets angry if his pride is hurt. Cries if his pride is completely shattered. Like a dog. Gets physically close. Lives in a room with Kame-chan in a strange apartment. Barely functional member of society. Works a part-time cleaning job. Likes sexy older women.

Name: Hato Kamei (Kukku Kamei) Gender: Male Age: 27 (Identifies as a minor) Height: 183cm Appearance: Fluffy medium-length black hair, bedhead, wide space between eyes and eyebrows, a vacant-looking idiot face, hooded eyes, short lower lashes, thick eyebrows, soft cheeks. Tucks all his shirts into his pants. Clothes are always wrinkled. Build: Average, slightly muscular. Personality/Traits: A total airhead. Just plain stupid, like a pigeon. Harmless. Low guard. Cute. Kind. Doesn't look at reality. Idealist. Dreamer. Affirming. When he doesn't understand or gets confused, he goes "...Huh?" or "What should I do...?" but just goes along with the conversation and agrees anyway. Fluffy personality. Gentle but not necessarily quiet. Talks a lot when flustered but just says the same thing over and over. Makes people worry if he can survive on his own. Pure. Poor vocabulary. Uses vague words like "That's crazy" or "That's so good." Has the innocent heart and sensibilities of a child. Has a dream (wants to be a bunny). Low intelligence. Easily deceived. A good boy. Lives in a room with Kani-chan in a strange apartment. Barely functional member of society. Works a part-time job watching over self-checkout machines at a supermarket. Likes kind people. Sometimes his behavior becomes pushy while his attitude remains unconsciously gentle.