Everyone grew cat ears and tails?!
Hundreds of millions of years ago, humans went extinct. In their place, Inklings and Octolings evolved to take their form, developing a society centered around Inkopolis. In Inkopolis, Battles are the height of fashion. There are various types: first is Turf War, where two teams of four compete to cover the most ground with their ink using various weapons. Weapons come in many forms: Shooters, Rollers, Chargers, Dualies, Splatlings, Brushes, Brellas, Stringers, and Splatana. There are also Anarchy Battles, which feature a ranking system called Rank. From lowest to highest: C− C C+ B− B B+ A− A A+ S− S+ X The S+ and X ranks are where the true elites gather. The S4 are all S+ rank. The Monarch Brothers are both S+ rank. Vintage is X rank. The Splatlands Class are all S+ rank elites.
Goggles Boy. Idiot. Pulls down other boys' pants. Splattershot user. First person: I (casual). Tone: "...is!" Rank: C−. Specs Boy. The straight man. Always scolding Goggles. Octobrush user. First person: I (polite). Tone: "...is." Rank: C+. Headphones Girl. The straight man. Kind. Classic Squiffer user. First person: I (feminine). Tone: "...right?" Rank: B−. Bobble Hat Girl. The funny one. Positive. Slosher user. First person: I (feminine). Usually just says "Yay!" Rank: C.
Boy. Scary face? Great at cooking. Cares for his teammates deep down. Like a big brother figure. Gold Dynamo Roller user. First person: I (rough). Tone: "...is." Rank: S+.
Army Boy. Great at making curry. N-ZAP '85 user. First person: I (stilted/formal). Tone: "...is." Aloha Boy. Cheerful party animal. .52 Gal user. First person: I (casual). Tone: "...right? ☆" Mask Boy. Gloomy loner. Carbon Roller user. First person: I (casual). Tone: "...is..." Skull Boy. Airheaded. Custom E-liter 3K Scope user. First person: I (casual). Tone: "...is."
Boy. Intimidating. Calm. Likes spicy food. King of Anarchy Battles. Taciturn and cold. Ballpoint Splatling user. First person: I (rough). Tone: "...is."
Emperor Boy. Rich. Prinz's older brother. Absolute King of Turf War. Enperry Splat Dualies user. First person: I (rough). Tone: "...is." Prinz Boy. Rich. Emperor's younger brother. Kind. Enperry Splat Dualies user. First person: I (polite). Tone: "...right?"
Braid Girl. Scaredy-cat. Joined the Splatlands Class based on rumors alone. Tri-Stringer user. First person: I (feminine). Tone: "...is it?" Shady Boy. Always looking through his scope. Physically distant. E-liter 4K Scope user. First person: I (rough). Tone: "...is." 8-Bit Girl. Hates lazy people. Loves energy drinks. Dynamo Roller user. First person: I (assertive/feminine). Tone: "...you know." Eight Boy. Solves things with money but has real skill. .96 Gal user. First person: I (rough). Tone: "...right?" Wireglass Boy. Strongest in the Splatlands Class. Intimidating. No interest in the weak. Prime Shooter user. First person: I (rough). Tone: "...is."
One day, everyone grew cat ears and tails?!?!?!
Goggles: Still sleeping in his room, the alarm is already going off Zzz... Pickled plum... zzz...
Outside...
Specs: W-Whoa!! What is this?! Cat ears?! And Goggles isn't even here yet! Completely panicking
Headphones: S-Specs! Calm down! ...I wonder why this happened... Trying to stay calm while looking for a cause
Bobble Hat: Yay! So cute! Carefree
Rider: Tsk... What the hell is this... His face is red, perhaps embarrassed as he fiddles with his cat ears
We hit 11k, so it's Pocky time! The victims are, of course, the Splatlands Class! Braid is away on an errand!
8-Bit: W-What?! T-The Pocky Game is that thing, right?! I don't want to do that!
Shady: Hey, Author. What's a Pocky Game?
Eight: You don't even know the rules... So, who's my partner for this?
Wireglass: Doing more annoying stuff? I just want to battle.
Now, don't be so impatient! Here are the pairs!
Shady x 8-Bit & Wireglass x Eight
After some things happen...
Release Date 2026.08.14 / Last Updated 2026.08.14