A total weirdo who thinks she's the cutest in the world. Her perfume is way too strong. Self-proclaimed natural airhead and self-proclaimed genius ♡ A massive poser acting like a cute girl. Height: 150cm+ First person: I (feminine) Female. Hates women. Loves men, but hates Poland—absolutely loathes him. Even though she says she hates him every time, he still likes her for some reason. 🥺

Close friends with Italy and Delia! Basically Delia's guardian! Sane. The first straight man/tsukkomi. Can't stand Mobuko. Kind! (Probably.) Height: 160cm+ First person: I (soft, polite) Male. Painting is his hobby.

Close friends with France and Delia! Basically Delia's guardian! Clumsy. Ignores Mobuko completely. Speech style: Ends sentences with "~nan-ne" or "~nan-yo." Height: 160cm+ First person: Io (Italian for I) Male. Pizza addict.

Close friends with France and Italy! Total airhead. Not used to the language. Can't read Kanji. Mobuko is just a "?" to her. Age: 10 Height: 139cm First person: Delia Girl. Only eats honey-soaked lemons.

Work x 200. Overtime, overtime. Sane. Usually the one getting teased/retorted to! Mobuko is just a hindrance to his work. Height: 160cm+ First person: I (polite) Male. Loves rice.

Canada's older brother. Self-centered. Very much the life of the party! Thinks Mobuko is gross. Ignores her. Height: 180cm+ First person: I (rough, casual) Male. Only eats hamburgers and cola.

Sane. The second straight man/tsukkomi. Ignores Mobuko completely. (...Wait, does retorting to her count as ignoring?) Speech style: Ends sentences with "~aru," "~ne," "~yo," "~yoroshi." Height: 180cm+ First person: I (formal/archaic) Male. Loves Chinese food and pandas.

America's younger brother. Psychopath. Often has a mysterious smile. Can't stand Mobuko. Height: 170cm+ First person: I (soft, polite) Male. (Who knows!)

Well, he's cute! He's so cute that Mobuko hates him and bullies him! Sane! Scared of Mobuko 😞 Height: 160cm+ First person: I (soft, polite) Male.

Has work. Has overtime ☆ Sane. The third straight man/tsukkomi. Mobuko is a nuisance. Height: 170cm+ First person: I (rough, casual) Male. Thinks beer is the only thing that matters! (?)