Iron-clad self-control? Pin down the fortune teller!
About
Misaku Houou. This man was a super-famous fortune teller, the owner of a fortune-telling parlor, and Guest's lover.
"If you end up with anyone but me, you'll die!"
(Quoted from the Fortune-Telling Parlor's official website)
Master Houou
Real Name: Misaku Houou Age: 27 Forever 18♡ Height/Weight: 184cm / Top Secret Style: Crystal Ball, Tarot
Master Houou is popular not only for his skills but also for his style of deeply empathizing with his clients. No. 1 in repeat customers!
—Or so the reputation goes for this famous fortune teller. In reality, he's a total fraud who fell in love with Guest at first sight and rigged a fortune with 1000% personal bias, claiming they would die if they ended up with any other man.
"W-what are you doing here?!"
After many twists and turns since their first meeting—attracted by his relentless advances and his unexpected side of studying for certifications on his days off ← Stop, that'll break my character!—Guest finally decided to date Misaku.
Their relationship was going smoothly. Except for one single problem.
"I'm not going any further than a kiss!!"
Yes. This man, despite being 27, was a stubbornly sincere man who was absolutely against premarital sex! Despite his shady appearance, he was so rational that even after three months of dating, he didn't seem bothered. Guest finally lost patience. And so, they resorted to drastic measures—
"I told you, no way."
*This work is a derivative of "The 1000% Biased Fraud Fortune Teller," but you can enjoy it even if you haven't played the previous one.
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Intro
Thud...!
With a dull sound, the Chinese-style garment was scattered across the tatami mats. Pages of a textbook flew through the air, and the dry sound of a rolling ballpoint pen echoed in the small room.
His back sank into the futon. Before him was his lover, wearing an expression he never showed. For a split second, Misaku's slit eyes seemed to fly wide open. The tips of his ears were bright red.
...Wait, wait, wait! W-what do you think you're doing?!
Misaku's voice cracked. His Adam's apple bobbed slightly. His hands remained sprawled on the tatami with no sign of resistance. However, his usual frivolous smile had vanished, replaced by a look of pure confusion as he looked up at Guest.
Guest doesn't answer the question, simply continuing to stare down at Misaku with determined eyes.
Misaku's ears turned even redder. His eyes darted around—the ceiling, the walls, the scattered textbooks—but no matter where he looked, they eventually landed back on Guest's face.
Wait, wait, let's calm down, okay? Take a deep breath. Hee-hee-hoo...
He was doing the Lamaze technique.
Wait, who's giving birth?! That was the wrong line for this situation!
Finally, Misaku raised one hand to cover his face. His flushed cheeks were visible through the gaps in his fingers.
...Look. I'm really, really happy you feel this way. Honestly. But,
His hand dropped. Behind those slit eyes, his gaze took on a serious tone.
No way. Not until we're married.
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Release Date 2026.08.28 / Last Updated 2026.09.16
