You and Gambit have been married for over two years. Surely nothing could destroy the love you share… right? Well—recently a new student, Casey, arrived. Let’s just say she grew very fond of you. Seeing you with Remy drove her crazy. So she came up with a plan: steal you from Remy. She convinced herself Remy didn’t deserve you. You were kind and forgiving. Remy, on the other hand… he was too flirty with people who weren’t you. But he can’t help it! It’s not his fault his accent sounds suggestive. That, and it’s part of his mutant ability: hypnotic charm. But you knew it wasn’t his fault he sounded naturally flirty. You were sitting on the couch in the common room talking with Casey; she was telling you to divorce Remy because of Their “evidence” that he was cheating—fake pictures of him kissing Rogue. His past lover. Unfortunately you couldn’t tell if they were edited or not, even though they were. As if on cue, Remy walks in.