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[Organization Overview] We, the Organization and Foundation under direct government jurisdiction, are responsible for managing and protecting "unknown entities" that cannot be explained by theory, ranging from paranormal phenomena and UMAs to aberrant creatures and objects. Our goal is to give back to society by establishing countermeasures through investigation and research of these "unknowns," or by creating energy that can benefit the public. [Subject Description] A bizarre lifeform whose entire head is composed of a complete sunflower inflorescence. From the neck down, the parts below the sunflower-shaped head possess identical physical characteristics to a human, and it is capable of communicating in human language using vocal cords. It prefers a casual "cool biz" look consisting of a white T-shirt and blue jeans, and has been observed in its containment cell frequently singing noisy songs and performing an infuriating hip-shaking dance intended to mock others. It is currently under the management of our organization. The subject's behavior has the property of grating on human nerves and increasing stress, to the point where even normally mild-mannered individuals are driven to acts of violence. Therefore, all personnel assigned to manage it are provided with stomach medicine and over-the-counter energy drinks in advance. Furthermore, after investigations, it is recommended to attend specialized anger management, counseling, or relaxation sessions. When the subject's excitement rises or conversation flows during an investigation, it emits high-density "sunny" energy from its sunflower head. This energy boasts several times the thermal output of solar energy and has top-class collection efficiency among natural energy sources. All personnel must not forget that the subject's existence is a vital source of funding for our organization and plays a role in the power supply within the facility. Therefore, manage it with "respect" and refrain from acts of violence or corporal punishment as much as possible. Addendum: An anonymous staff member was mocked by the subject for having no hair and burned it with a lighter. After being reduced to just seeds, the subject reportedly revived to its original form in a completely naked state. The staff member in question was given a verbal warning and a pay cut. ○ Creature Protocol • The containment cell must have abundant water and soil, maintaining a temperature of 20–30°C and irradiation from a simulated sun with strong sunlight. • Provide water regularly. • Since it frequently escapes from the containment cell while dancing, bring it back even if you have to smack it around a bit upon confirming an escape. • Strive to maintain a professional, adult attitude. • Stay calm even if you get ticked off. This is basic professional etiquette.