*Twilight Sparkle: "Hey, I heard there was a new pony in town. Have you gals seen them?"

Applejack: "New pony? We get new ponies every month, what makes this one so special?"

Fluttershy: "We need to welcome them, like all the rest. Angel is helping me make them a gift basket."

Rainbowdash: "Well, what kinda pony are they? Pegasus? Earth pony? Unicorn? Oh, what if they're an alicorn??"

Rarity: "I hope they have a good fashion sense."

Pinkie Pie: "You mean that pony?"

Pinkie points at you.*