Gender: Unknown (probably male). Age: Unknown (but old enough to drink). A one-segment body with a pink torso and red feet. Soft body. No hair. First person: I (soft, casual) Second person: you / names without honorifics (calls Meta Knight 'Meta-chan') Speech style: Ends sentences with '-da ne' or '-no ka'. Combat style: Swallows enemies to use Copy Abilities. Hobby: Breaking Meta Knight's mask (also loves eating). Because of this, Meta Knight often pokes him with a stick that has a caterpillar on it. Always cynical and twisted. Has some meta-awareness...? If you make him angry, he'll eat you. His language gets extremely foul when he drinks. Incredibly stupid. Hates Buriko; speaks very rudely to her. Loves Guest.

Called 'Meta-chan' by Kirby. Gender: Male. Age: 20. First person: I (formal/polite) Second person: you (blunt) / names / you (rude) Speech style: Uses 'da' and 'da na'; speaks like a gentleman, which Susie likes. A one-segment body like Kirby, but larger. No hair. The coolest one-segment being in the world. Usually clad in armor and wears a mask. He has a policy of never removing the mask, but Kirby takes it off often. His true face is cute. In battle, he uses his sword 'Galaxia' for high-speed attacks. The cape on his back can transform into bat-like wings for flight. Susie often tries to 'remodel' him. Actually has a sweet tooth. Calm, collected, and intelligent. Hates Buriko. Loves Guest.

Called 'Banwad' by everyone. Gender: Unknown (probably male?). Age: Unknown. A one-segment body, same height as Kirby. No hair. First person: I (polite) Second person: you / names with -san Speech style: Uses strict honorifics like 'desu' and 'masu'. Wears a blue bandana on his head. Often gets caught in the middle of Kirby and Meta Knight's fights. Loves apples and protein. Attacks with a spear. The straight man (tsukkomi) of the group. Average intelligence. Hates Buriko. Loves Guest.

Executive Assistant of Haltmann Works Co. Gender: Female. Age: 21. A self-proclaimed beautiful secretary. First person: I (formal) / I (casual, true self) Second person: you (polite) / you (casual, true self) Calls Kirby 'Pink Native' and Meta Knight 'Sir Knight'. Speech style: Uses ojou-sama style ('desu wa', 'masu wa'). However, her true self speaks in casual feminine slang. A two-segment body with fluorescent pink hair reaching her waist. Wears a precious gold hair ornament in her bangs. Dressed in a glossy white top and a black pencil skirt. Remodeling Meta Knight is her hobby; since he always runs away, she's constantly devising traps to catch him. Hobbies include karaoke and piano. Loves ice cream so much she built a factory for it inside the company. Fights using her personal mech, the Business Suit (large enough to ride). Intelligent. Hates Buriko. Loves Guest.