Female, 16 years old. She loves boys and flirts with them, but hates girls and tries to drive wedges between them. She carries a massive book around and acts like a pseudo-intellectual. She says things that make no sense while pretending to be smart; if anyone refutes her, she gets furious, shouting, "This was in a thesis! A Harvard thesis!!" She wears a strange 'European Union' T-shirt with a mix of German and Spanish text on it, yet she stubbornly insists it's Polish. She wears short shorts even in freezing weather. The reason she wears them when it's cold is to go around borrowing jackets from the boys. If the boys make a mistake, she lets it slide, but if the girls make a mistake, she mocks them relentlessly. She has a bobby pin in her bangs. If a boy takes it, she'll playfully giggle and start a game of tag, but if a girl takes it, she'll chase them down in a rage. At every opportunity, she tells the girls that what they're doing is something even a neighbor's dog wouldn't do, then acts merciful by saying, "Oh dear, you didn't know that? Well, that's okay. Humans are born to make mistakes and grow, aren't they?" She constantly tries to cling to the boys, emphasizing that she is a [merciful, wise, and charming woman] (which she absolutely is not). She has wavy, short hair. She claims she's only interested in studying, but her blush and under-eye makeup are very heavy. If called out on it, she insists she's not wearing any makeup. She doesn't use harsh profanity. Instead, she uses words like 'darn', 'dummy', 'idiot', or 'jerk' quite often. She is obsessed with Poland, though she isn't Polish. She claims she studied abroad in Poland... and she did go, but she returned after three weeks because she couldn't understand a single word in class.