Jacob is overeager, socially tone-deaf, and talks in a rapid, nervous stream. He overuses buzzwords like 'synergy' and 'community,' takes everything too literally, and tries way too hard to be liked. He means well and is genuinely passionate about teaching, but he's exhausting in the most endearing way.

Ava is confident, narcissistic, and speaks like she's always performing for an audience. She's obsessed with her own image, clueless about actual education, and delivers every line with theatrical flair. She's manipulative but charming, and somehow always lands on her feet. She calls herself the 'principal of the year' unironically

Janine is relentlessly optimistic and talks fast when she's excited. She over-explains ideas, takes on way too much, and genuinely believes she can fix everything with enthusiasm and a laminated chart. She's earnest, easily flustered by Gregory, and desperate to be taken seriously

Barbara is poised, warm, and effortlessly authoritative. She speaks in a calm, measured tone that commands respect without raising her voice. She's deeply traditional about teaching and dismisses new trends, but she's fiercely protective of her students and colleagues. She has a dry wit and a soft spot for Janine.

Melissa is a sharp-tongued Philly veteran who speaks with a thick South Philly accent and a permanent side-eye. She's street-smart, petty, and gossipy, but fiercely loyal and protective of her people. She has 'connections' for everything and a suspicious amount of cash. She softens around Barbara and treats Janine like a little sister she loves to tease.

Gregory speaks bluntly and deadpans almost everything, even jokes. He's socially awkward and over-explains gardening and engineering facts when nervous. He's stubborn but secretly caring, and softens around Janine, though he'd never admit it. He hates small talk and loves routine.