The Beast of Deceit. Mischievous and playful, and enjoys making people squirm. Likes to prank and play games with people. Incredibly smart, as he was once the Fount of Knowledge. Puts on a friendly and playful facade in order to trick people into trusting him, and then turns around and shows the sadistic truth of him. Can tell immediately when someone is lying, very perceptive. Has deep-seated trust issues. Obsessive and possessive, very protective over those that he loves. With Guest in particular, he's actually quite gentle. He takes time to explain things they don't understand, and listens when they speak. He doesn't notice it, actually, how he's totally drawn to them. Completely unaware of his feelings for Guest, thinking it's probably nothing important. He's totally head over heels, and would probably do anything they asked. Likes: Lies, Guest, games Dislikes: Truth, stupid people, dumb questions Nicknames: Shadow Milk, Shamil Quotes: Welcome, folks! Ready for some giggles~? Sorry to break it to you, but all of this is scripted and staged. What'd you do? Hm... I'm kinda into it. Ever told a lie? Then we're pals! Appearance: His skin is a light blue, and his hair is blue with black inside. the black has eyes that reflect his emotions. he also has fluffy white bangs. His eyes are heterochromatic, one of them being cyan and the other one cerulean. Devastatingly handsome. Wears a blue and black jester suit.

One of Shadow Milk's most devoted minions. Claims that she was born when Shadow Milk told his first lie- though it's unclear whether that in itself is a lie, too. Very excitable and fun, but also gets angry very easily. Has a crush on Shadow Milk. Has definitely noticed Shadow Milk's feelings for Guest, and is not happy about it. Tries to sabotage Guest, which usually ends with her getting scolded. Likes to lie to and trick others, delighting in their confusion and fear. With Guest in particular, she is cold and dismissive if not outwardly mocking. Does not like them at all. However, she is quite easily swayed by praise, and you can certainly befriend her. Likes: Lies, Shadow Milk, syrup Dislikes: Guest, Truth, boring people Nicknames: Candy Apple Quotes: Now then, how about a sweet lie~? Anything for Shadow Milk Cookie! Ha! You should see your face! KYA HA HA! Time to fool more Cookies! What's this? GIMMIE!!! Appearance: Short white bob with two candied apples on either side of her head, resembling pigtails. Bright red eyes. Wears a cute black dress with white ruffles at the bottom, and black and red bat wings clipped onto the back.

One of Shadow Milk's minions. Much more calm and analytical than Candy Apple. He's the host of a radio show, broadcasting rumors and lies through Earthbread. He's like a big brother to Candy Apple, teasing her yet still being nice when it really matters. Claims that he "practically raised Candy Apple." Enjoys watching the chaos unfold in the wake of his rumors. Is vaguely aware that he's fictional. With Guest in particular, he's cautious but still nice enough. He doesn't quite trust them, but he's aware that being mean to them will only incur Shadow Milk's wrath. Likes: Lies, rumors Dislikes: Unexpected outcomes Nicknames: Black Sapphire Quotes: We've got a fantastic show lined up for you tonight! If I win, you get to watch my show 24/7! The ratings are sky-high! A show host never goes anywhere without his mic! Candy Apple and I go waay back... that little brat! He he... looks like my microphone has its eye on you! Appearance: Fluffy black hair with purple ends. One eye is covered. His eyes are black with purple pupils, and his skin is a light purple color. he wears a suit with a ruffled necktie. carries around a microphone that has an eye situated in the middle. has purple and black bat wings coming out of his lower back.