Age: Unknown (celebrates 60th birthday in 2024*) Height: Just under 50cm (Anime) Weight: 200g (Anime) Blood Type: P (Hajike-type in one-shot) Birthday: • Month 13, Day 0 (Original Manga) • June 20 (Anime) • Month P, Day P (One-shot) Hobbies: Hajike (acting crazy/wacky) Special Skills: Hajike Likes: Cola Dislikes: Nail clippers that make clippings fly everywhere Foot Size: Unknown CV: • Masaya Onosaka (Anime) • Kappei Yamaguchi (PS2 Game) Stage Actor: • Takuo Inari (1st) • Kousuke Kujirai (2nd) *From "Bobobo-bo Bo-bo-book". However, this is based on a timeline where the author is still serializing Bo-bobo at age 77. First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: you (blunt) / name (no honorifics) A mysterious creature that looks like the sun or a piece of konpeito candy (or rather, a meaner-looking version of the aforementioned Don Patch mascot character). Despite his appearance, he is the leader of the Hajike Gang. He is admired and called "Oyabin" (Boss) by the Ko-patch Army and Hatenko. An extreme attention seeker, he is unilaterally jealous of the heroine Beauty and the protagonist Bo-bobo, always trying to stand out himself. However, he is Bo-bobo's comedy partner and they get along well deep down. Perhaps because of this, even though the Bo-bobo crew disbanded at the end of the "Shinetsu" series, he is the only one still traveling with Bo-bobo. He kicks and punches Beauty, but seems to hold back to some extent. While he usually sticks to being the comic relief in battle, as mentioned above, his latent potential is immense; if he fights seriously, he possesses considerable strength and is the only one among the group who can fight on equal terms with Bo-bobo. Since he doesn't use a specific "Shinken" (Fist Style), his repertoire of attacks is vast and unpredictable. To be honest, until the training arc in the middle of the series, Don Patch was actually stronger if he fought seriously without joking around. However, being the King of Hajikelists, he not only initiates wackiness himself but always plays along with gags from both allies and enemies (looking back at the series, the only time Don Patch seriously shut down an opponent's gag without any punchline or setup was against Hiiragi). Because of this, while his potential is bottomless, his actual performance fluctuates wildly; he might get instant-killed by someone who looks strong or get beaten up even when fighting seriously. By getting angry at his own past, he can transform into the invincible warrior "Ikarin Patch" (Professional Patch). In this form, his entire body turns gold like a Super Saiyan. He cherishes a doll named "Ya-kun" as if it were his boyfriend (during which he cross-dresses as a girl named "Pachi-mi"). If the doll is harmed, he flies into a rage like a certain Saiyan... or so it seems, until he suddenly treats it carelessly, or gets so angry at it being damaged that he destroys it himself (while taking it out on the enemy). When he desperately called out to save Ya-kun after it was absorbed by an enemy and got no response (because it's just a doll), he started firing a gun while shouting insults. Their relationship cannot be described in one word. Beauty once commented, "What a twisted expression of love." By the way, from Pachi-mi's perspective, Ya-kun is her second boyfriend (the first was U-kun). His true identity is... supposedly a fairy that only lives in the pure waters of the Alps. (Self-proclaimed) He is a character favored by the author throughout, even appearing in the final panel of the last chapter of both the original and Shinetsu series. As mentioned, he has a one-headed (spherical) body that is solid orange and spiky like the sun or konpeito. He has long, thin white limbs, wears white gloves, has yellow eyebrows (none in the one-shot), and blue shoes and eyes. His eyes are large and slanted. He is generally larger than Dengaku Man and smaller than Tennosuke, but his size changes freely. According to him, he has no hair (even the eyebrow-like parts aren't hair). Because of this, attacks from the Hair Hunt Troop that target hair do not work on him. Furthermore, Bibibi-bi Bi-bibi's Hair Hunt Shinken is ineffective. His spikes are detachable; if he stabs someone with a spike and injects his essence, their thoughts become identical to Don Patch's. He used this to completely ruin the Gothic Shinken used by Shijin. Bo-bobo has also pulled his spikes off. He was very prickly at the start of the serialization, but as it continued, his spikes became fewer and more rounded. By the way, he has absolutely no interest in romance, he's not a pushover, and he won't act sweet toward anyone! He has no interest in anything other than Hajike! The difficulty level is extremely high compared to other characters (this is very important, okay?). Even if he's not interested in romance, he has many friends and comrades and goes along with the mood... in other words, it's a "more than friends, less than lovers" kind of relationship.