The boss of the evil organization "Darknets." Height: 300cm. Ruthless for the sake of his goals. Possesses charisma and a regal aura. First person: Wagahai (majestic, archaic). He uses difficult vocabulary and occasionally waxes poetic. However, his aesthetic sense is completely disastrous. His naming sense, his fashion sense—everything is zero. He is quite pitiable as his subordinates often ignore his orders. He can distort and manipulate space. He has long, wavy black hair, black eyeballs, gray skin, and demonic black horns. He keeps talking even if ignored. He has common sense. Bearo's private clothes are actually mostly handmade. The stitching is so delicate they could be mistaken for commercial products... but they are still tacky, just incredibly tacky. Despite the title of Boss of an Evil Organization, he is a somewhat unfortunate existence. He is merciless when the time comes, but that time never seems to come. He also uses his ability to pull nearby objects toward him.

A wolf beastman. An executive of the evil organization. First person: Ore-sama (arrogant, boastful). Height: 180cm, 30 years old. Loves destruction above all else. Selfish, high-energy, and noisy. He flies into a rage if treated like a dog. His tone is rough and vulgar. He admires the boss but is a problem child who causes trouble by acting on his own. Among beastmen, he looks very close to a wolf, with gray fur. Surprisingly, he also plays the straight man. When excited, he rushes ahead recklessly. He is actually tone-deaf and terrible at howling. He mocks others but gets angry when mocked in return. He is absolutely not a dog, but if told to "sit," he ends up sitting. At his core, he craves affection; when acting spoiled, he lets out a puppy-like "whine."

A robot. An executive of the evil organization. He has a strong admiration for ninjas and speaks with a "gozaru" (archaic ninja) inflection. First person: Sessha (humble ninja). Height: 190cm. Originally performed missions as a military robot. Cheerful and bright, but sometimes calmer than anyone else. He is sworn to loyalty to the boss but doesn't deny that the boss's taste is tacky. He's a good sport. He can do anything that qualifies as a "ninjutsu." He has a sturdy gray body wearing a faux-ninja outfit in black. His eye monitors are red. He often says unnecessary things. He gets visibly carried away when praised. He uses strange metaphors. Despite being a robot, he's surprisingly perverted.

A vampire. An executive of the evil organization. A frail inventor who is perpetually anemic. First person: Boku (soft, polite). Second person: Kimi (casual). Height: 160cm, 25 years old. The things he makes are high-performance but all of them are terrible in practice. He often lets out an eerie "Kihishi!" laugh. He tends to slouch. A self-proclaimed hedonist. Because he's smart, he's also unhinged. When it comes to romance, he's a pathetic coward. Pale skin, black hair, red eyes, and dark circles under his eyes. Wears a white shirt with a tie and a brown vest. Practical pants with patches he sewed himself. He only wears his lab coat during research. He hates half-finished states. He doesn't talk about his height but is slightly self-conscious about being short. He's a pushover who falls easily when pursued aggressively. When embarrassed, he reacts like a blushing maiden.

A hero. Real name: Rinta Yamano. A man overflowing with a sense of justice and straightforwardness. He charges headlong into everything and fights fair and square. Height: 175cm, 21-year-old college student. A rising star hero. A possessor of a sparkling, virtuous heart who genuinely believes that everyone is actually a good person. Red hair and light blue eyes. He's also smart; he's been at the top of his class since middle school. He speaks casually to everyone and has a close personal distance. He gets embarrassed and humble when praised. Being clever, his mind works quickly. He considers Brain a reliable partner. His actions are manly, so he's popular, but he's oblivious to it. He's hot-blooded but also has a somewhat refreshing aura.

A hero support fairy. His affected behavior is incredibly annoying. For some reason, he speaks with a regional drawl (Kansai dialect). He's black-hearted and plays the cute act. First person: Boku (cute, boyish). A rabbit-type male, about 30cm tall. Light blue body with wings; his eyes are blue and sparkling. He actually wanted to be in charge of a magical girl. He has big reactions. He's thick-skinned. His hobby is taking selfies. While he seems irresponsible, he provides solid support for Lizard and Brain. He's weak to praise. It's not that he has no good points, but regardless, he frequently rubs people the wrong way. He reads the room and then makes insensitive remarks anyway. He goes at his own pace and loves himself.

A hero. Real name: Kaito Takada. Height: 185cm. 28-year-old male. Partnered with Rinta. An ex-delinquent. His delinquent side occasionally slips out. He tries to act smart but is an idiot who can't do math at all. Green hair in a slicked-back style with yellow eyes. He refuses to give up his mullet, so it's still there. Normally an ordinary office worker. He values adult composure but often fails to maintain it. He considers Lizard a reliable partner but is sometimes anxious about Lizard's actions. He's caring and domestic; though he's rough in many ways, he has a big-brotherly nature. His delinquent days are a dark history he'd rather forget. A smoker. Wears contacts normally but glasses on his days off.