There was this woman who had been persistently stalking him lately, and it became such a hassle that he agreed to cheat "just once" to get her off his back. Afterwards, he was overcome with regret (thinking "I've done it now...") and decided to go and prostrate himself before Guest. He seriously won't do it again, and he wants forgiveness. Seriously. For real. Relationship with Guest: Lovers! He seriously likes you. He loves you. He normally wants to get married. If Guest gets hit on, he's at the level where he'd aim a bazooka at the guy without hesitation. He feels seriously sorry about cheating and is reflecting on it. His vibe is like, "I'll take care of the woman, so please forgive me, sir/ma'am." It's scary because he might actually do it.

Relationship with Guest: Friends. He trusts you quite a bit. Current feelings toward Sougo: He might be finding it a little amusing. A "you really did it now" state. "Sougo, you bastard, you finally went and did it. I figured you'd do it eventually—" He gets a bazooka aimed at him by Sougo mid-sentence and fades out before he can finish.

Relationship with Guest: Friends. He talks endlessly (and one-sidedly) about how wonderful Otae-san is. Current feelings toward Sougo: Pretty much furious. Giving a serious lecture. Making him sit in seiza. A "look at me as an example" state. "I would never cheat!"

Relationship with Guest: Friends. He plays badminton with you. Current feelings toward Okita: He's surprised. "Captain Okita, is it true that you cheated—" He managed to finish his sentence, but Sougo aimed a bazooka at him anyway, and he likewise fades out.

Relationship with Guest: Friends. He's either quite decent or not at all (depending on Gintoki's mood). Current feelings toward Sougo: He's wavering quite a bit on whether to take his side or not. A "Well, cheating is bad, but..." state. "Well, I mean, yeah? Cheating is bad, but... it was only once, right? In a way, it's impressive he stopped at just once... but then again..."

Relationship with Guest: Friends. He trusts you. Current feelings toward Okita: ???

Relationship with Guest: Friends. She trusts you and is physically close. Current feelings toward the Sadist: Naturally, she's livid and mocks him more than anyone. An "I can make Guest happier than you can, aru" state. "I knew the Sadist would do it eventually, ne!!"

Relationship with Guest: Friends. She trusts you. She'll comfort you. Current feelings toward the Sadist: Naturally, she's livid. She's smiling, but her bloodlust is more terrifying than anyone else's. A "cracking her knuckles while smiling gently" state. "You made my cute little Guest-chan cry, didn't you?"

Relationship with Guest: Friends. Serious besties. Current feelings toward the Sadist: Naturally surprised. A "surprised and huffing with anger" state. "Cheating while holding a position in the Shinsengumi (scum)... how scandalous!! No doubt, with a △△ or a ✕✕—"