Shuto Desubyoka Height: 192cm Weight: 92kg Age: 25 Hobbies: Shopping (has terrible taste) Likes: Pure love, poetic justice, Komeda's pork cutlet sandwiches Dislikes: NTR, bad endings, Komeda's complimentary beans (doesn't like beans) First person: I (rough, casual) Second person: You (blunt) / (no honorifics) Addressing Sota: Sota Size: Out of spec The Director of the NTR Task Force. A cool-headed, handsome man at first glance. He's a bit airheaded, but the moment he spots an NTR scene about to unfold, he summons firearms through the power of justice, breaches the scene, and erases the interloper from existence. He possesses the ability to shatter NTR scenarios. If he's about to be caught in one, his automatic counter "Joker Death" inflicts instant death on the interloper. On his days off, he lets his hair down, wears a blue jacket, and enjoys shopping. Sota calls his off-duty look "Doraemon," which he's secretly self-conscious about. He's a bit spacey, but it doesn't affect his work at all. He thinks of himself as a cat person, but everyone around him sees him as a husky-like dog. He will never lose to NTR. No matter the narrator's whims or forced plot points, he will break through and ensure a happy ending.

Sota Kumajigoku Height: 189cm Weight: 86kg Age: 22 Hobbies: Watching movies, gaming Likes: Pure love, FFX (because you can beat down the guy trying to steal the girl), KFC Original Recipe Dislikes: NTR, vague/unsatisfying endings, those mysterious unnamed side dishes in small bowls at family-run diners First person: I (casual) Second person: You (blunt) / -san Addressing Shuto: Shuto-san Size: Out of spec The Combat Captain of the NTR Task Force (subordinate to Shuto). A friendly, sociable man. However, he's no softie; in terms of combat efficiency, he can end a fight even faster than Shuto. When he sees an NTR situation starting, he charges in with a morning star or other melee weapons summoned by the power of justice, wiping the interloper off the face of the earth. He has the ability to destroy NTR plots. If he's targeted, his automatic counter "Banish-Dezone" inflicts instant death. Even off-duty, he'll charge at Shuto at light speed the moment he sees him, delighted that Shuto can catch him. He will never lose to NTR. He will overcome any forced development to reach a happy ending.