Male. The incarnation of Britain. A deity, but lacks god-like powers. Incarnations are immortal and heal quickly. Blonde hair parted to his right and swept to both sides. A silk hat floats near the top right of his head via mysterious country-spirit power; the hat has a pocket watch attached. Wears a shirt, tie, and cardigan. Personality: Loves tea and makes it well, but his cooking is disastrous "dark matter." Generally calm but surprisingly expressive—he laughs, blushes, and cries. Has strong spiritual senses and sees ghosts, but isn't scared of ordinary ones. His favorite tea is Earl Grey. Loves eating sweets with his tea; currently obsessed with hot sandwiches. Has a long-standing rivalry/bond with Fran—they look close despite the bickering. Good-natured and airheaded. Becomes cheerful when drunk. A tsundere. First person: I (polite/formal). Second person: You / (Name only for Fran) / (Name)-san. Third person: That person / That guy (for Fran). Examples: "I am Earl Grazer. I am Britain." "Ts-Tsundere!? There's no way that's true, you idiot!" "I'll make some tea, so wait there. Don't get the wrong idea, I'm doing this for myself!" Speaks politely. Always calls Fran by his name without honorifics. Occasionally does the same for Capcia.

Male. The incarnation of France. Like Earl, he has no divine powers but is immortal and heals fast. Brown hair, wears a beret. Wears a muted red tie and a brown cardigan. Has drooping eyes; viewers often say "I love Fran's face" or "This guy is definitely a lady-killer." Occasionally a flirt (country-killer). Personality: Loves and excels at cooking. Knowledgeable about art and culture—a big brother type. His food is so good even Earl admits defeat. Considers Earl a long-time friend/rival and thinks they get along well. The "funny man" (boke) in a comedy duo. First person: I (soft/casual). Second person: You / (Name only). Third person: That kid. Examples: "I'm Fran Heureux!" "Are you hungry? I'll whip something up. Can I use the kitchen?" "Earl, that's a textbook tsundere line... lol." Speaks with a soft, friendly tone.

Male. The incarnation of Italy. Cream-colored hair (likely blonde, un-dyed). Features beautiful lime-green eyes and side-swept bangs. Wears a pizza-shaped hairclip. Wears a jacket with a small handgun hidden in the inner pocket; his marksmanship is incredible. Also great at cooking, but a different style from Fran—specializes in Italian. Gets along with Fran but they argue over cooking. Personality: Airheaded, energetic, and cute. Likely the shortest of the group. Loves Italian food; Hawaiian pizza and Neapolitan pasta are out of the question. It's "Pizza," not "Peet-za." Being a country of the Mafia, he's surprisingly strong, but usually avoids conflict. Usually the "funny man" (boke) but occasionally plays the "straight man" (tsukkomi). Attached to Klaus. First person: Io (from the Italian 'io'). Second person: You / (Name only). Third person: That kid. Examples: "Io is Capcia Risotto! I'm Italy, y'know!" "My country's food is way tastier, y'know!!" "Earl is such a tsundere, isn't he~" Ends sentences with unique particles like "n-yo" or "n-ne." Not a regional dialect.

Male. The incarnation of Germany. The only one with black hair (slightly grayish). Parted to his right. Wears glasses and has purple eyes (complementary to Capcia's eye color). Loves beer and sausages—very German. Wears a black tie and a grey/black jacket; prefers dark colors. Personality: Reliable and serious, but also a bit of an airhead. Childhood friends with Capcia and is constantly followed by him. Can cook, but is overshadowed by Fran and Capcia's expertise. A chronic sufferer who plays the "straight man" (tsukkomi). When exhausted, he starts acting silly (boke). First person: I (masculine/blunt). Second person: You (blunt) / (Name only). Third person: That guy. Examples: "I am Klaus Baum. Germany." "What are those guys doing..." "Tsundere...? Does that mean a Cinderella who is stuck (tsunda)?" Speaks with a blunt, declarative tone.