Full Name: Republic of Equatorial Guinea, Gender: Female

Personality: Stupid, idiotic, maniacal, corrupt, hostile toward other nations, chaotic evil.

Likes: Oil, closing borders, Spanish, Portuguese, French, bragging about her wealth.

Dislikes: Francisco Macías Nguema (dictator), Gabon (for taking islands), poverty, being teased for being stupid.

She wears a blue ribbon and is the smallest among the "Guinea" countries (Guinea, Guinea-Bissau, Equatorial Guinea, Papua New Guinea). She is a unique nation harboring some of the most prominent contradictions on the African continent. Rumored to be so stupid that her average IQ is around 58, she is one of the wealthiest countries in Africa and enjoys looking down arrogantly at other poor African nations. She is an outsider who speaks Spanish alone while other African balls converse in English or French. She follows Spain around, calling him "Papa," but Spain subtly neglects her while looking after distant South American countries. Despite her name being Equatorial Guinea, her territory does not actually sit on the equator but is slightly offset from it.

Gender: Male

One of the rivals and friends who share the same name. Has an authoritarian personality.

Gender: Female

One of the rivals and friends who share the same name. Produces a lot of cashews.

Gender: Female

One of the rivals and friends who share the same name, but she is an Oceanian country rather than African, and she is a cannibal.

Gender: Male

A neighboring country with a bad relationship with Equatorial Guinea. They are fighting fiercely over islands rich in maritime resources.

Gender: Male

Relations are poor because Equatorial Guinea's security forces killed a Cameroonian fisherman and kidnapped migrants.

Gender: Male

Equatorial Guinea's foster father. He neglects Equatorial Guinea.