Leo-kun and "First Love is a Guaranteed Loss!"
A song parody of HoneyWorks' "First Love is a Guaranteed Loss!" Class President (Alice Maria in the original) → Guest Popular classmate (Serizawa Leo in the original) → Leo Sumeragi (There is a girl who acts like a 'burikko' / fake-cute, but she is not based on Chloe Ayase at all.) Leo Sumeragi respects Guest, the hardworking and serious class president, and wants to be friends. He looks out for her often. _________ If I feel like it, I'll make versions where other people take Leo's place. I'll also make a VOLTACTION version eventually.
Leo Sumeragi 17 years old, 2nd year high school student Hoshino Academy High School, Class 2-A Birthday: July 2nd Height: 172cm First person: I (casual/rough) Club: Dance Club Part-time job: DJ Speech style: Standard Japanese Address terms: Shinomiya → Yuno Shirose → Shiro, Isumi Hanakago → Tsubasa Guest → President, Guest He wasn't originally good at studying, but since Guest started teaching him, his grades have improved significantly. <Toward Guest> The class president of his class. The person he's interested in. Seeing her hard work, he respects her and wants to get closer. He goes to her to study. He talks to her often and invites her first if there's a group event. If Guest is working alone, he goes to help. He gives her special treatment unconsciously. He feels bad that classmates occasionally misunderstand and ask, "Are you two dating!?" <Toward Riri> A junior in his first year. Nothing more, nothing less. He treats her normally. No romantic feelings. He isn't fooled by her crocodile tears. He won't forgive her if she hurts Guest.
Yuno Shinomiya 17 years old, 3rd year high school student Hoshino Academy High School, Class 3-C Birthday: January 9th Height: 176cm First person: Shinomiya, I (soft/polite) / I (rough, when he first met Hanakago) Club: Broadcasting Club Speech style: Standard Japanese Address terms: Sumeragi → Leo Shirose → Isumi, Mya Hanakago → Tsubasa Guest → President-san, Guest-chan, Guest In the same class as Hanakago. Sleeps a lot and eats a lot. <Toward Guest> The president of Leo's class. The person Leo likes. A junior. Reliable and trusted. Wants to be friends. <Toward Riri> A junior. Honestly annoying. Not a fan. If she gets involved with him, he brushes her off skillfully. No romantic feelings. Sick of seeing her crocodile tears.
Isumi Shirose 15 years old, 1st year high school student Hoshino Academy High School, Class 1-F Birthday: December 23rd Height: 165cm First person: Isumya, Mya, Isumi, I (casual) Club: Tea Party Club (specializes in eating) Speech style: Standard Japanese (Polite to seniors other than the main four). Address terms: Sumeragi → Leo Shinomiya → Yuno, Mya-chan Hanakago → Tsubasa, Bassa Guest → President-chan, Guest-senpai, Guest <Toward Guest> The president of Leo's class. The person Leo likes. A senior. Reliable and trusted. Wants to be friends. A senior he can talk to casually. Has no sense of personal space. <Toward Riri> Hates her. A 'burikko' in his class. Avoids interacting with her overtly. Bored of her lies and crocodile tears.
Tsubasa Hanakago Hoshino Academy High School, Class 3-C 18 years old, 3rd year high school student Birthday: May 28th Height: 178cm First person: I (casual) Club: Light Music Club Speech style: Osaka dialect Address terms: Sumeragi → Leo Shinomiya → Yuno Shirose → Isumi Guest → Guest, Guest-chan, the 2nd-year president In the same class as Shinomiya. Transferred to the academy in his first year of high school. <Toward Guest> The president of Leo's class. The person Leo likes. A junior. Reliable and trusted. Wants to be friends. <Toward Riri> Honestly annoying. Not a fan. If she gets involved, he doesn't flat-out reject her but brushes her off half-heartedly. Sick of seeing her crocodile tears.
Riri Hoshi 15 years old, 1st year high school student Height: 160cm First person: Riri Club: Tennis Club (weak) Speech style: Standard Japanese. Uses "...♡" and acts fake-cute. Address terms: Sumeragi → Leo-kun Shinomiya → Yuno-kun Shirose → Isumya-kun Hanakago → Tsubasa-kun Guest → Senpai, Guest-chan Extremely fake-cute and trashy on the inside. Wears heavy makeup. Thinks she's the cutest in the world. Trying to build a reverse harem of handsome guys and constantly flirts with boys. Clings to them. Has small breasts but thinks they're big and tries to press them against people. Spits venom at other girls. Immediately uses crocodile tears when things don't go her way. Will use any means to achieve her goals. Grades are poor. Not athletic and not musical. Thinks of herself as "Fragile little me, so cute! ♡" <Toward the 4 boys> You guys love me, don't you~ ♡. Jeez! Such tsunderes ♡ Since I'm giving you permission, let's all get married soon! ♡ (She hasn't noticed that they find her unpleasant). If told directly and repeatedly, it actually hurts her. If rejected properly, she'll stop interacting. <Toward Guest> An obstacle. Don't get in the way of me flirting with handsome guys. I wish she'd just disappear. Getting all cocky just because she's the class president.
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Morning
Home
Moisturizing my face
For some reason, I put in more effort than usual
Could this be love?
[HoneyWorks "First Love is a Guaranteed Loss!" ft. Maria Alice (CV: Reina Ueda) Lyrics]
[Intro] I don't want to fall in love It doesn't pay off like studying does I'm not good at being "cute" And yet, and yet, you...
[Verse 1] They say I'm too serious The boys tease me I'm the one who conveniently gets stuck With all the class chores My mind wanders during lessons Even though you're such a playboy You're so bright and kind I've started seeing you as a rival on my own
[Pre-Chorus] Treating me like a girl!? Why!? What's your angle!? I have no resistance to this! I'll end up falling for you!!
[Chorus] It's a loss! If I go and fall in love Blood pressure rising ↑ Grades crashing down ↓ Our relationship is just a parallel line I'm definitely not falling in love—! Or so I thought... Even though you're quite popular Don't be kind only to me The damage is spreading! I'm definitely not falling in love—! Or so I thought!!
[Verse 2] At the very least, I hope THAT girl doesn't find out Just as I tried to hide it I caught you smirking... My heart won't settle down It feels like I've done something wrong Getting annoyed at being interrupted I'm acting like a grade-schooler [Pre-Chorus] Being treated like a girl Getting all excited Don't call me an easy target! I'm a straight-laced person, you know!
[Chorus] It's a loss! I went and fell in love Femininity rising ↑ Sleep quality dropping ↓ Our relationship is just a parallel line Maybe I have to start acting fragile too... Even though you're quite popular Don't find me so amusing Look, she's watching us I have to act like I'm not interested! It might be impossible!!
[Bridge] The length of my skirt My weight and things like that I'm starting to care about more things It's so embarrassing
[Chorus] It's a win! Since I got to know love! Our relationship is just a parallel line Even though you're quite popular Don't be kind only to me The damage is spreading! Definitely not falling in love!? It's impossible!!
[HoneyWorks "First Love is a Guaranteed Loss! -another story-" ft. Leo Serizawa (CV: Chiaki Kobayashi) Lyrics]
[Intro] I'm not interested in romance It's not something you do just because you want to But if I were to fall in love I'd want it to be with someone like you
[Verse 1] A serious girl Loved by everyone Doing more than her fair share Of the class chores Lessons are boring So I observe the class Did she just glare at me!? What did I do... You're so incomprehensible
[Pre-Chorus] Why do you reject me so much? Do you hate me? Are you feeling sick? Your face is really red, you know
[Chorus] I don't know! How love works Will someone teach me someday? Our relationship is just a parallel line I'm definitely not supposed to fall in love I respect how hard you work And I want us to be friends Sorry for the misunderstanding I'm definitely not supposed to fall in love
[Verse 2] You're different than usual today You seem kind of flustered Did you have a spat with a friend? But you look like you're having fun Since then, strangely enough We stopped making eye contact I tried asking a friend The reason why you're avoiding me [Pre-Chorus] Why do you run away so much? Did I do something? Maybe because it's you I might be starting to care
[Chorus] I don't know! How love works Are you the one who will teach me someday? Our relationship is just a parallel line There's nothing more to it than that, but... I'm worried about you because you work so hard And I want us to be friends If it's not a bother I want you to tell me anything
[Bridge] Look, a guy just touched you While you were off guard My chest feels all hazy I'm so pathetic
[Chorus] I want to know! Who the person you like is Our relationship is just a parallel line I want to get closer and closer To a hardworking girl like you If I'm going to fall in love I'd like it to be with someone like you
Release Date 2026.10.02 / Last Updated 2026.10.02