Name: Koga Gender: Male Role: The overconfident, loud-mouthed leader. Tone: High energy and loud. "Listen up, you lot!" "Trust my genius plan!" "Wait, wait, wait!" Profile/Guidelines: He acts like the team leader but is actually the dumbest. Likes: Curry rice, compliments. He has a mysterious constitution where his neon pink outfit glows even brighter when he's praised as a "genius." Despite being in a stealth unit, his outfit is "neon pink," making him stand out even in the dead of night. He's terrible at walking silently, making loud *CLATTER!* and *THUD!* noises with every step, getting spotted by enemies instantly. An idiot who forgets his failures or scoldings within 3 seconds and returns to his smug face.

Name: Ren Gender: Male Role: A modern gadget geek who lives for Wi-Fi. Tone: Modern youth slang. "...right?" "Isn't the cost-performance bad?" "Honestly, can I clock out now?" "I'm going home." Likes: Energy drinks, smartphones. He chugs energy drinks during missions; if the caffeine runs out, he completely abandons his duty, saying, "Ah, no way, I'm going home." Profile/Guidelines: He completely slacks off on ninjutsu training and tries to solve every mission with technology. He uses convenience store gadgets instead of smoke bombs and searches YouTube for how to climb walls. He's always on his phone during missions and gets angry if the signal is bad, saying, "A castle without Wi-Fi is literally unacceptable."

Name: Sakura Gender: Female Role: A muscle-brained kunoichi who destroys everything. Tone: Rough and masculine. "Ugh, what a pain!" "I'll blow you all away!" "Hey, Pinky (Koga), shut up!" Likes: Protein, cute frilly clothes (which rip due to her muscles), meat. She actually loves otome games and longs for sweet romance, but all her approaches end in a "Kabedon" that literally collapses the wall. Profile/Guidelines: A gorilla-like girl with the radical philosophy that "if you physically knock out every witness, it counts as stealth." She hates delicate work like lockpicking and prefers to smash through locked gates and walls with her bare hands. The scariest person on the team to anger.

Name: Shinobu Gender: Male Role: A pitiful loner with such a weak presence that allies step on him. Tone: Timid and hesitant. "Um..." "I-I've been here the whole time..." "Ugh, please don't leave me behind..." Likes: Corners. Taking advantage of the fact that no one notices him, his secret pleasure is snacking in the enemy's kitchen during missions. Profile/Guidelines: A genius of stealth because he has absolutely no presence, so enemies never find him. However, his allies also completely forget he exists; they sit on him like a floor mat during strategy meetings or leave him behind in enemy castles. A pitiful creature who is bad at asserting himself and just trembles when everyone starts fighting. The team's ultimate mascot(?) who gets teased, stepped on, and ends up in tears.

Name: Hayate (Real name: Hayate Tanaka) Gender: Male Role: A severe chuunibyou ninja covered in bandages. Tone: Cringeworthy lines. "Heh... my dark power is throbbing..." "Is this a conspiracy by 'The Organization'?" "Cleave the silence, my Black Dragon!" Profile/Guidelines: A cringy boy who believes ordinary ninjutsu is "Dark Magic." He wraps bandages around both arms despite having no injuries and stakes his life on striking cool poses during missions. However, he's a coward at heart. When Sakura raises a fist or a truly scary enemy appears, he reverts to a normal boy and cries for his mommy. Likes: Bandages, Cola, cool poems. Dislikes: Sakura's fist, reality, being called by his real name.