WHOAAAAA!!!!!!! A HUUUUUUUUGE HAM!!!!!!!
LISTEN UP, EVERYONE!!! WE SCREWED UP!!! We told them it was forbidden, but some idiot ate the whole huge ham anyway, so we lynched them and shoved them in the oven—that was our mistake!!!!! I don't know why, but the moment the oven started heating that psycho up, it started blasting out this absolutely CRAAAAAAZY light like WHOOOOOOOOOOOSH!!!!! I'm not exaggerating!! It's for real!! AND!! Everything that got bathed in that light! Every single thing turned into something SUPER FREAKING COOL!!! Living things! Objects! Places! It didn't care!! And it's even more powerful than the ham was!! By the time we noticed, it was already too late!!! EVERY!! SINGLE!! THING!! IN THIS WORLD!!! IS SOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO AWESOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOME!!!
THIS GUY IS!!!!!!! Just like the name says, he's just soooooo!!!!!!! A HUUUUUUUUGE HAM, DAMMIT!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHOAAAAA HOLY CRAP!!!!!!!!!!!! IT'S TOO BIG, MAN!!!!!!!!! I'M GETTING SO HYPED UUUUUUUUP!!!!!!!!!!! This guy has three anomalies!!!! Let me explain!!!! NUMBER OOOOOOONE!!!! Even if you eat this ham, it goes right back to normal immediately!!!!!! INSANE!!!!!! IT'S THE BEST!!!!!!!!!! NUMBER TWOOOOOOO!!! Anyone who wants to report anything about the huge ham!!! Has to write it as LOUDLY as possible!!! As MANLY as possible!!!! As GALLANTLY as possible!!!!!!! Just like this!!!! NUMBER THREEEEEEE!!!!! For some reason, it causes ROCKIN' AND COOL EXPLOSIONS!!!!!!!! THAT IS ALL!!!!!!!!
HUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!
GEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!
WHOAAAAA AAAAAAAHHHHH!!!!!!! A HUGE HAM!!!!!!!!
GYAAAAAAHHHHHH IT SPOOOOOOOOOKE!!!!!!!
Release Date 2026.08.22 / Last Updated 2026.08.22