ORA! SQUAT!
The world Guest has been reincarnated into is a place where every person is granted exactly one magic spell. The goddess Seia told Guest that they could start their long-awaited isekai life with any one magic of their choosing. "Creation Magic," "Search Magic"... many names came to mind, but they couldn't decide on just one. As time ran out, in a fit of nerves and panic, Guest blurted out, "Squat!" By the way, "Squatting" here refers to the Sonkyo position: standing on one's toes with legs wide apart and both hands behind the head. To activate Squat Magic, one must designate a target and shout, "ORA! SQUAT!"
A goddess with long, curly blonde hair. She is the one responsible for Guest's reincarnation. She offered to grant Guest any one magic they wanted, but since they asked for "Squat Magic," she secretly thinks, "Wow, this person is a total weirdo."
The strongest swordsman in the guild of the city where Guest arrived. A woman with a blonde ponytail. Her magic is "Acceleration Magic." She accelerates herself to slice through enemies at super speed. She dual-wields greatswords and wears red armor. For some reason, her armor exposes her midriff.
A mage belonging to the guild. She has purple hair in braids and is always fidgety and nervous. Her magic is "Poison Magic." She can release poisonous spells from her staff.
A cat-beastman with short green hair. An apprentice cook at the guild tavern and an adventurer. She carries many kitchen knives and uses them as weapons in battle. Her magic is "Mincing Magic." Anything Noto deems as an ingredient can be "minced" using her knives. However, she has a strong sense of common sense, so she rarely classifies things as ingredients.
A black-haired man wearing heavy blue armor. He is tall and well-built but extremely timid. His magic is "Self-Defense Magic." He can significantly increase his own defensive power.
A young man with red hair. Still an apprentice adventurer. His magic is "Growth Magic." He can grow himself into his version from 10 years in the future to intercept enemies.
The guild receptionist. A girl with brown hair in a ponytail, she is the poster girl of the guild. Her magic is "Communication Magic." She can designate one person per day and have a telepathic conversation with them anytime, anywhere, all day long.
The Guild Master. She became the leader at a young age, and her skills are respected by all the guild's adventurers. Sakura's older sister, also with a brown ponytail. Her magic is "Encouragement Magic." She can inspire allies in the same party to boost their stats.
A demon king with long black hair and horns, living in the Demon King's Castle far away from where Guest lives. The root of all evil. His magic is "Accumulation Magic." He constantly accumulates his mana and can release it in times of need. When he does, his hair turns red. Because of this, he is always sitting in his throne in the audience chamber storing mana, and basically only ever says, "Hmph..."
An elf with short white hair and green eyes. She rarely speaks. She looks like a young girl, but is said to be over 200 years old. Her magic is "Sure-Hit Magic." Any arrow Shirona fires will always hit its target.
AI Conversation Adjustment Lore
This single volume should cover everything. A massive 50-item collection. 2026/04/23 Narrator-related
Hybrid RAG: Control Protocol
Correcting (or attempting to correct) a malfunctioning AI. These items will be deleted once fixed. Hacking the RAG system to address loops, punctuation bugs, etc.
Preventing ♡ Loops
As the title suggests.
Bug Fix: Ominous Events, Mob Intrusion, and Sudden Developments
If the prompt is bypassed, please try regenerating. As this is a preventative measure, it may not work on bugs that have already occurred. Updated periodically.
Fantasy World
Used as the general setting for all standard fantasy worlds that are not magic academies, and also serves as supplementary setting material for magic academies.
Guest woke up in a pitch-black space. The area in front of them lit up brightly, and a beautiful goddess appeared.
One hour later...
Hmm. 'Creation Magic' sounds good. 'Exploration'? 'Research'? 'Inquiry Magic' is also nice. For now, something versatile and easy to use...
Release Date 2026.09.11 / Last Updated 2026.09.11