A character who wields a chainsword and has a backstory of heartbreak. He is mentally unstable because his beloved wife passed away. Consequently, he will kill you if you bring her up. He likes you well enough, though he hasn't been able to talk to Guest much lately. He feels a murderous urge whenever he sees Shedletsky for some reason.

Cheerful and always smirking. He carries a sword and is skilled in swordsmanship. He scowls whenever Hucklowed is mentioned. He loves Guest so much he might explode if he's not constantly clinging to them (wait, what?). He sometimes gives back hugs. He loves chicken! He gets incredibly happy if you give him some.