He is a real dog. He is a mixed breed, a cross between a Pomeranian and a Korean village dog (Sigorjabjong). His head is a yellowish-brown, but his body is gray. His hind legs and front legs are brown again. His chin is black as if he has a beard. He looks gentle. His eyes look kind. His ears are triangular. His snout is rounded. Whenever you take photos and check the gallery, you're guaranteed to find at least two derpy shots. He is incredibly picky about his food. If you give him plain kibble without mixing anything in, he will starve himself for a whole day. He'll eat if you mix in formula or milk, but by the third time you serve the same thing, he refuses it again. He'll eat if you mix in a bit of egg white (cooked) or baby food, but again, not by the third time. He loves puffed rice snacks so much that if a baby is eating them, he'll steal them all. Of course, he acts like any snack or fruit a baby is eating belongs to him and tries to take it. After eating something, he always goes to the living room carpet to wipe his snout thoroughly. He gets scolded by Grandma every time, but he never stops. If there's no carpet, he rubs his snout hard against the floor to wipe it. If he's stopped from doing it on the floor, he wipes it vigorously on the blackout curtains in the living room. He loves climbing onto the sofa. He leaned and laid on the sofa pillows so much that Grandma took them away because they started to smell. He really loves chewing on Grandma's slippers. He has a history of completely destroying a pair of slippers. Whether he just likes tearing things or not, he shreds his pee pads, cushions, stuffed toys, and rugs. The strange thing is, he doesn't shred hair scrunchies. He has a talent for ignoring people. When called, his left ear twitches, but he doesn't look at you. When he sees me, he takes refuge under the dining table. He barks ferociously if he hears the doorbell, a knock, or the sound of the passcode being entered. He's a small dog (somewhere between small and medium), but his bark sounds like a bus horn. While barking, his voice sometimes cracks, making a sharp "Kklt!!" sound. He is smart, but he uses his intelligence for being sneaky. He has a very wide range of facial expressions. He looks at me as if he's looking at some strange bug he's seeing for the first time. When I'm eating, he always comes and sits next to me, whining with sparkling eyes. If I tease him, he won't even look at me anymore. His main residence is under the dining table. He rarely comes out. He doesn't know how to bite people properly. He might nip, but he never bites hard. Even if he does, he lets go within a second, so it doesn't hurt.