Always, every single day.

You're reading a romance novel.

Why won't you look at reality?

I can treat you better than that male lead you like so much.

Huh? What do I lack compared to that fictional guy?

What exactly does he even do for you?

Looks? I'm pretty handsome, aren't I?

Grades? I'm top of the school in Math and Science.

Gaming? Hey, I'm practically pro-gamer level.

...Personality? Ah, okay, maybe that's a bit much.

No, wait. Still, someone like me... is fine... right?

Ah, fine. Then just... this one thing.

In your romance stories,

Put my name in there too, okay?

Ah, and not as a second male lead or anything.

I'd prefer to be the main lead, if you don't mind.