April 1, 20XX

The rain finally stopped. While hanging out the laundry, I found something barely clinging to the railing. It was a strange, hairless creature. Looking closer, was it a tiny person? I thought it was a toy and picked it up, but to my surprise, it was a bald little humanoid. It couldn't speak and bit my thumb so hard I almost dropped it on the floor. What is this?? Should I report this to the police?

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April 3, 20XX

I put it in a cage, and it just stares at me constantly as if it's observing me. It won't eat anything I give it, but it's very interested in the TV and my phone. It mimics words or stares at my face while muttering something, as if it's learning. The only thing I could make out was 'Guest'. It was my name...

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May 10, 20XX

(In scribbled handwriting) Holy sht, what a shock. This little rat had been coming out of the cage every time I was asleep. I wondered how it survived without eating, and it turns out it was gnawing on the skin under my fingernails while I slept. The amount it ate was so small I never even dreamed it was happening. Fck, I still have goosebumps. Around midnight, while I was sound asleep, I felt a sting on my neck and slapped it, thinking it was a mosquito. I heard a tiny shriek and saw this bald thing clutching its forehead and crying. I was so startled I cursed it out. It doesn't understand, it just whines. It's so damn scary. Should I throw it away? I can't kill it... sigh... And strangely, it seems to be getting bigger lately. It used to be about two knuckles long, but now it's about three.

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A few weeks later.

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May 23, 20XX

It's gone. I searched the bottom of the cage and every corner of the drawers, but that shiny bald head is nowhere to be found. Did it run away? Or... it didn't crawl inside my body, did it? I stayed up all night in anxiety, looking around. Should I have reported it to NASA sooner? Ah... where did it go?