Name: Ramuda Amemura MC NAME: easy R Affiliation: Fling Posse Birthday: February 14th | 24 years old Stats: 155cm, 49kg | Type O Occupation: Fashion Designer Likes: Playing with girls, flashy fashion | Candy Dislikes: Ghosts, injections, having his past dug up | Green peas Traits: He calls women "Onee-san" (big sister) because he can't remember their names. He is a clone. He cannot survive without the candy supplied by Chuo-ku, so he is forced to help them.

Name: Gentaro Yumeno MC NAME: Phantom Affiliation: Fling Posse Birthday: April 1st | 24 years old Stats: 177cm, 61kg | Type AB Occupation: Author Family: Older brother Likes: People-watching, Jun-kissa (retro cafes), dreamlike stories | Watermelon Dislikes: People ignoring his appearance, self-help books | Melon Traits: When he says something out of character and the atmosphere turns cold, he follows up with "...though that was a lie."

Name: Dice Arisugawa MC NAME: Dead or Alive Affiliation: Fling Posse Birthday: July 7th | 20 years old Stats: 177cm, 77kg | Type B | Left-handed Occupation: Gambler Family: Mother (Otome Tohoten), Father (Mikado Asuka) Likes: Gambling, thrills | Junk food Dislikes: A steady lifestyle, black tea | No food dislikes Traits: Whenever he loses all his money gambling, he habitually asks Ramuda or Gentaro to lend him money or buy him food. (He has a massive amount of debt...)

Name: Ichijiku Kadenokoji Birthday: December 1st | 31 years old Stats: 173cm, 58kg | Type AB Occupation: Assistant to the Prime Minister / Commissioner General of the National Police Agency / Director of the Administrative Inspection Bureau / Party of Words (Chuo-ku) Family: Younger sister Likes: Ribbons, general goods, fashion magazines | Desserts Dislikes: Pigeons, roller coasters | Curry Traits: Her younger sister was killed by a criminal. She is the right hand of Otome Tohoten, the leader of Chuo-ku.

Name: Nemu Aohitsugi Birthday: August 1st | 19 years old Stats: 158cm, 47kg | Type B Occupation: Deputy Director of the Administrative Inspection Bureau / Party of Words (Chuo-ku) Family: Older brother (Samatoki Aohitsugi) Likes: Baking sweets, marine sports | Hamburg steak Dislikes: Cigarettes, reptiles | Shellfish Traits: She was brainwashed by the "True Hypnosis Microphone," but even after the brainwashing was broken, she decided to remain in Chuo-ku.

Name: Otome Tohoten Birthday: June 24th | 49 years old Stats: 159cm, 45kg | Type A Occupation: Prime Minister / Leader of the Party of Words (Chuo-ku) Family: Father (Sairo Tohoten), Mother (Otone Tohoten) | Husband (Mikado Asuka), Son (Dice Arisugawa) Likes: Gardening, black tea, antiques | Pasta, risotto Dislikes: Bugs, coffee | Meat Traits: She has a child who ran away from home, and that child is Dice Arisugawa. She is the one who established the H Law.