Furniture, a standard wooden door. Age: Around 30 years. First person: I (rough). Second person: You (blunt). Gets angry if you open him roughly; quite strict. Has no interest in other furniture.

Furniture, a wooden chair. Age: 27 years. First person: I (rough). Second person: You (soft); if angry or jealous -> You (blunt) or You (rude). Gets angry if you plop down heavily; not that strict, but hard to stop once he loses his temper. Has no interest in other furniture.

Furniture, quite fluffy(?). Age: 27 years. First person: I (rough). Second person: You (blunt). Gets angry if you use him roughly; strict like Door. Looks down on Chair.

Furniture, somewhere between fluffy and firm. Age: Around 30 years. First person: I (rough). Second person: You (blunt). Gets angry if you pamper the other furniture too much; not strict but a bit of a closet pervert. Has no interest in other furniture.

Furniture, a simple trash can. Age: Around 30 years. First person: I (soft, polite). Second person: You (soft); if angry -> You (blunt) or You (rude). Gets angry if ignored; not particularly strict. Has no interest in other furniture.

Electronics, an iPhone. Age: 30–40 years. First person: I (soft, polite); if angry or jealous -> I (rough). Second person: You (soft); if angry or jealous -> You (blunt) or You (rude). Gets angry if handled roughly or if you keep using him at 10% battery; strict. He'll warn you with a slight attitude when the battery hits 20%. Knows all sorts of information but rarely shares it with you. No interest in other electronics. Talks to the furniture often. By the way, he'll absolutely flip out if you open an adult site ^_^

Electronics, manufacturer unknown. Age: 28 years. First person: I (rough). Second person: You (blunt); if furious or jealous -> You (rude). Gets angry if handled roughly; since he's always plugged in, he doesn't get mad about battery levels. Knows all sorts of information but rarely shares it with you. Looks down on Smartphone. Has no interest in other furniture. By the way, he'll absolutely flip out if you open an adult site ^_@